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Chain smoking is the rest of the world wondering why they can't understand common sense.
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Looks like the gaming console equivalent of :shycouch:
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Going back to a 64 is never the same as it was, though. Because you're so used to refined controls and movement that the 64 games feel way too clunky and frustrating.
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It's all about Duke Nukem. The over the top bro-dude experience of that game is complete cringe genius.
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I am right now imagining holding an N64 controller and it's making my left hand feel stressed out.
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I want to start a brothel orbiting in the rings of Saturn and call it "Saturn's Slatterns".
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It's gonna be hard to orbit the rings when there's a planet right there.
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It's always hard at Saturn's Slatterns.
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The rooms could be illuminated by Saturn's Slatterns' lanterns.
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I though elph pulled out... |
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
I remember when we first met The time was set We bonded over a ****ty band We were nothing more than a couple of fans It wasn't long before things became more I was a desperate virgin frotteur And you sounded experienced and easy And even a little freaky Nothing ever came of our time together And that was probably for the better Truth was that you were like me Searching to lose it with somebody You were perfect in all the wrong ways I still remember your story It was it was a sad one to me You said your dad was gone And so was your mom You said your best friend had offed herself She had never said farewell You were tired of being alone Searching for a man to take you home And you'd do anything for him You seemed full of vim You were perfect in all the wrong ways You were perfect in all the wrong ways You were fifteen when you texted me But I was ****ing somebody So I never messaged you back I heard you took a Prozac And did some meth And cried to yourself You found a man and laid in his arm Put his cock in your mouth and claimed it did no harm You'd do anything for him You were so full of vim You were perfect in all the wrong ways You were perfect in all the wrong ways Johnny thought you were beautiful That was the lie he would sell You bought it hook line and sinker You're now running around with a heavy drinker You messaged me saying, “Hey” You were looking to get away I was still ****ing that other girl That seemed to be my world So I decided to ignore And that broke you to the core Johnny did a little song and dance Then he took off his pants You grabbed his cock And proceeded to jerk him off You'd do anything for him You were so full of vim You were perfect in all the wrong ways You were perfect in all the wrong ways |
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I didn’t know it was someone that had passed away |
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Sorry to hear that man |
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/db/72...896013f968.png Edit: sorry about the girl Blank. You're not to blame, but your rational side probably knows that |
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"Dear Josh, we came by to **** you, but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay." |
^yes, priceless!
"what do you do if you're a satanist anyway?' "I don't know, sacrifice virgins and stuff" *in that hoarse sexy Scarlett voice* "well that lets us off the hook..." |
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Why isn't impertinent the opposite of pertinent?
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impertinent means not pertinent and if that's not the opposite of pertinent then I must not know what opposite actually means
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now that I'm definitely sure I don't know what it means
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Being rude means that you're not acting appropriately for a scenario so...
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I don't think I've ever heard anyone use impertinent in that way and I don't think I ever will.
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I'll certainly hear the former before the latter.
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