Is this some science based dad joke?

You wouldn't see it.

As far as I remember something moving with the speed of light can't change it's state because time stands still for it, so it'd be impossible to turn on a light.
V-Sauce did a video about it, if you're interested.

No, it's a science based bedtime question for children under 12.

dafuq

What about velocity?

I am.

What about velocity? I have no idea what the answer is, I was just throwing something out there.

Here it is, in case you haven't found it yet.
His mannerisms seemed slightly annoying to me at first, but he does videos about very interesting and cool subjects and by now I've watched quite a lot of them.

I second Grindy. Vsauce is awesome, that was an interesting video. Pretty confusing with all the perspective stuff.

But wouldn't the flashlight be made of light if it were travelling at light speed, thereby making it incapable of being a flashlight?

There are currently 29 users logged in who have lines through their names. I guess it's kind of sad that I'll never get a chance to get to know the real person(s) behind the spammer(s).

White Squad

Please. Be. Satire.

It's an MTV satire.