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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1615258)

actually i think they stripped pluto of its planet rights to make the distinction a little less arbitrary, since they discovered a bunch of other "planets" beyond pluto that i guess they considered too insignificant to include with the original 8. and at some point they do have to make arbitrary distinctions. otherwise we might not even have words like planet. like someone could call every asteroid in the asteroid belt a planet. or they could say anyone over 300 pounds is a planet. without arbitrary distinctions in classification you simply have anarchy.

what i want to know is what makes scientists so arrogant as to think they can tell us **** like dark matter exists. we ask them where's your proof? and they just say "well... our calculations don't work unless we factor in this ambiguous **** called dark matter that we can't see or detect, but we know it's there cause otherwise all our models of reality are wrong"

it's like hey buddy i don't want to hear about your math problems. kind of sounds to me like you need to get your stuff together and then come back to me when you get it all figured out ok? until then i don't want to hear any more of this dark matter nonsense.

Yeah, you can't walk down the street without some bozo trying to chat you up about dark matter and stuff.
And those ****ing annoying first dates that weren't followed by a second one because the chick wouldn't stop yapping about dark matter. Ugh.

Less dark matter talk on dates. More Batman.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1615283)

Less dark matter talk on dates. More Batman.

Today, someone gave me a little vintage 1960s Batmobile toy, with a tiny Adam West in it. :laughing:

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1615262)

learn to physics... i'm surprised it's not something you're into, it's fascinating. If I had the time and money I'd stay in college just to study it for fun.

i'm eager to learn vwls.. go ahead and school me. or stop pretending like you understand dark matter bitch

Dark matter is evidence of God.

dont even get me started on dark energy

oh the big bang happened and now ****s expanding and nothing can go faster than the speed of light... except we're expanding faster than the speed of light... thus... da da daaaaa

dark energy!

get your **** together, science

It's just a placeholder until we can actually prove that it's God.

all i know is if there's **** that makes you go faster than the speed of light then i want some of that dark energy juice over here, cause einstein said if you go the speed of light there won't be any more old people.. so imagine what going faster than the speed of light gets you

sperm and eggs?

I don't understand dark matter but you can use beginner physics to understand why the idea of it is reasonable. Something is there happening that consistently skews mathematical calculations that would normally work.

Edited: for more sense.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1615312)

sperm and eggs?

The breakfast of champions.