Music Banter

Music Banter (https://www.musicbanter.com/)
-   The Lounge (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/)
-   -   The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/41331-spam-thread-channel-your-need-spam-here-only.html)

Key 02-07-2019 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 2041672)
My dad listened to mine and said, "Don't quit your day job."

Your dad should meet my dad.

Blank. 02-07-2019 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041673)
Your dad should meet my dad.

Your dad should meet my penis.

Key 02-07-2019 09:43 AM

That went a different direction.

Exo 02-07-2019 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041679)
That went a different direction.

I'd assume Blank has a penis that goes in different directions.

The Batlord 02-07-2019 10:03 AM

Jews have inverted penises.

Key 02-07-2019 10:43 AM

Itd be nice if mb conversations didnt ALWAYS end up in dick jokes. Just thought it was cool that my dad likes my music.

The Batlord 02-07-2019 10:44 AM

Or at least he told you he does.

Key 02-07-2019 10:46 AM

That's a fair assessment.

The Batlord 02-07-2019 10:48 AM

Unless you're lying and he actually shook his head in shame and thanked god you didn't actually live in his house.

Key 02-07-2019 10:49 AM

I do live in his house

Frownland 02-07-2019 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041691)
Itd be nice if mb conversations didnt ALWAYS end up in dick jokes. Just thought it was cool that my dad likes my music.

Frankly I don't think that we have enough dick jokes. Blank's ahead of the curve.

Exo 02-07-2019 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041691)
Itd be nice if mb conversations didnt ALWAYS end up in dick jokes. Just thought it was cool that my dad likes my music.

To be fair, you and your dad started with a dick joke.

The Batlord 02-07-2019 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041698)
I do live in his house

I thought you lived in a shed in the backyard.

Plankton 02-07-2019 10:55 AM

The circle of life

Key 02-07-2019 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2041703)
I thought you lived in a shed in the backyard.

No its a mother in law apartment. Attached to the house. Separated by a carport.

Key 02-07-2019 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2041699)
Frankly I don't think that we have enough dick jokes. Blank's ahead of the curve.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2041701)
To be fair, you and your dad started with a dick joke.

Boner

The Batlord 02-07-2019 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041705)
No its a mother in law apartment. Attached to the house. Separated by a carport.

A carport? Not a garage? So it's open air? There's no actual real building connecting your dwelling to the house? My neighbor has something similar. It connects his house to his shed.

Key 02-07-2019 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2041709)
A carport? Not a garage? So it's open air? There's no actual real building connecting your dwelling to the house? My neighbor has something similar. It connects his house to his shed.

Yeah, no walls. Only a roof covering the carport. And correct. The only thing connecting it is the roof of the house. Otherwise yeah I basically have to walk outside each time I go into the main house. Obviously my room is built like an apartment so it is insulated etc.

Blank. 02-07-2019 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2041699)
Frankly I don't think that we have enough dick jokes. Blank's ahead of the curve.

Your dick has a curve... ok, I'm trying to hard now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2041701)
To be fair, you and your dad started with a dick joke.

Let's be honest. Life is one big dick joke.

Plankton 02-07-2019 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041705)
No its a mother in law apartment. Attached to the house. Separated by a carport.

lol

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-78zb1ticB...25283%2529.png

The Batlord 02-07-2019 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041710)
Yeah, no walls. Only a roof covering the carport. And correct. The only thing connecting it is the roof of the house. Otherwise yeah I basically have to walk outside each time I go into the main house. Obviously my room is built like an apartment so it is insulated etc.

Sheds can't have insulation?

Key 02-07-2019 11:23 AM

I didnt say that

The Batlord 02-07-2019 11:27 AM

So you could be living in a shed?

Key 02-07-2019 11:30 AM

I could be. Then again I could be doing anything.

The Batlord 02-07-2019 11:37 AM

So then why are you living in a shed?

Frownland 02-07-2019 11:47 AM

https://smartasset.com/mortgage/what...ing-in-seattle

I'm surprised he can even afford to stay in a shed for free

Key 02-07-2019 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2041733)
So then why are you living in a shed?

I never said I was.

The Batlord 02-07-2019 12:48 PM

Do you look down on people who live in sheds?

Marie Monday 02-07-2019 12:54 PM

https://media.tenor.com/images/8decc...4b1f/tenor.gif

Key 02-07-2019 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2041779)
Do you look down on people who live in sheds?

No

The Batlord 02-07-2019 01:11 PM

And yet you seem defensive.

Key 02-07-2019 01:15 PM

I'm not. Just answering your questions.

Plankton 02-07-2019 01:29 PM

What if, let's just say, what if. It was someone living in... this shed?

https://i.imgur.com/CMpx9jE.jpg

The Batlord 02-07-2019 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041799)
I'm not. Just answering your questions.

Well what's the difference between your domicile and a shed, beyond the dubious distinction of insulation?

Mondo Bungle 02-07-2019 01:51 PM

when you get in the car with me

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...1e&oe=5D002C0B

OccultHawk 02-07-2019 01:59 PM


The Batlord 02-07-2019 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 2041848)

Jimmies lock.

Key 02-07-2019 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2041823)
Well what's the difference between your domicile and a shed, beyond the dubious distinction of insulation?

I dunno. I never said anything about living in a shed. Just that my room is insulated. Not meant to have any connection to living in a shed.

So. I guess nothing?

Marie Monday 02-07-2019 02:31 PM

https://i.imgur.com/ovPaLHt.jpg

The Batlord 02-07-2019 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Key (Post 2041872)
I dunno. I never said anything about living in a shed. Just that my room is insulated. Not meant to have any connection to living in a shed.

So. I guess nothing?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself (Post 2041876)

Well you have that going for you.

:clap:


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:19 AM.


© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.