The only things regular about me are my bowel movements.

That I don't believe.

Would you like to see my toilet paper budget?

I don't want to see anything to do with you and toilet paper.

That's shitty of you.

I would watch a tasteful performance art piece involving toilet paper from batman.

It separates the weeb men from the boys when you'd cum in Frown's sister's pussy without a condom to this song.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...7a&oe=5CC2ACE4

Throw that ass in a srko

I'm gonna starting using "dimn". It's genius.

errbody usn it

https://i.imgur.com/DegEKlF.png

i feel seen

Would still plow tbh. Not you. Her.

So in my case she has a better gaydar than you : )

I realized you were gay as soon as you said you were. Can't get **** past me, bro. You're a dude right?

You're sharp man. Wanna work for FBI with me?

Nah I'm already a Russian bot.

I should have known

Stupid capitalist pigdog.

BurgerBitch <3

Bencuntzi.

BlyatBastard

Putin be scootin' Trump's rump.

Putin be puttin himself to shame, you Kremlin Gremlin

Edit: wait that's not what putting something to shame means nvm

Gonna be totally honest and say I'd rather tour with Disturbed than work fast food. :o:

^ dude I feel bad for calling you BurgerBitch now, I reflexively assumed we were doing personal insults

Down wit da Thickburgerness

Whatever that means I'll take it as rightful retribution

It... it was a Disturbed joke...

So I guess it was appropriate that the first thing it made me think was "I'm gonna kidnap Key and Lucem and we're gonna start a nu-metal band named Thickburger".

Oh, that's what I get for not listening to metal. What on earth is it with me and your jokes?

I would listen to that in a heartbeat.

If nu metal never made it over the pond then that's fine.

Like it better than I expected, it swings

Meh it's alright.

Well it's not Ke$ha that's for sure