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Not sifting through over 260 pages and 5000+ replies, but it would be most disappointing if no one has actually posted some real spam in this thread, such as this:

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Ever opened a can of spam and scooped it out with Bugles? Ultimate stoner snack.

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Dude, how'd you go from cured and deep fried pork belly to spam and bugles in only a few hours??

Nah man, although I did used to eat Bugles as a snack as a kid, but I usually was completely sober when I put them on my fingers and ate them. Also, oddly or unoddly enough, my mother only made or used spam in recipes less than a handful of times. Reportedly, she was also sober when deciding to use spam as food, and I haven't had it since.

A couple of wedges of Spam Lite fried up with a slice of cheese and some mustard between some toasted bread is actually pretty good. Gotta fry it up good though.

Would bologna not be more appealing? Serious question.

Fried bologna & spam sandwich with cheese, mayo, mustard, and tatter chips. Yummy!

I didn't say I ate that nasty shit. I tried it once. I'm not a fan of either of those things.