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DwnWthVwls 12-25-2018 09:00 AM

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[MERIT] 12-25-2018 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 2027651)

Those are some heavy duty BJ handles.

windsock 12-25-2018 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2027360)
They're still sexually attracted to members of their race with the same physical characteristics besides genitalia.

My conclusion is that homosexuals are slugs.

The Batlord 12-26-2018 03:21 AM

I tried pouring salt on a gay guy once. It didn't do anything but make his dick taste good.

Key 12-26-2018 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2027829)
I tried pouring salt on a gay guy once. It didn't do anything but make his dick taste good.

That explains the salt I tasted last night.

windsock 12-26-2018 10:50 AM

yee

The Batlord 12-26-2018 05:32 PM

Before he got stung he claimed this was going to be his last sting video cause he's gotta stop at some point, but come on, dude, this is a big ****ing part of your audience just waiting for you to get ****ed up by another insect. If you give that up your viewership is going to plummet so you know full well that you need to find more stinging insects to make money.

And hey he found the Executioner Wasp which has just dethroned the Bullet Ant as the most painful insect sting and I at least trust him to not bull**** about that. So... Jesus that must not be fun. I mean he looks like he's kind of losing his mind.


Plankton 12-27-2018 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2028033)
Before he got stung he claimed this was going to be his last sting video cause he's gotta stop at some point, but come on, dude, this is a big ****ing part of your audience just waiting for you to get ****ed up by another insect. If you give that up your viewership is going to plummet so you know full well that you need to find more stinging insects to make money.

And hey he found the Executioner Wasp which has just dethroned the Bullet Ant as the most painful insect sting and I at least trust him to not bull**** about that. So... Jesus that must not be fun. I mean he looks like he's kind of losing his mind.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pWYERNOHtw

The Batlord 12-27-2018 02:26 PM

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The Batlord 12-27-2018 04:48 PM

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong.

The head nurse replied, "We don't know what to do with this baby boy."

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "Well it's obvious that you should put him into a mental institution."

"Why?" asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

MicShazam 12-27-2018 04:56 PM

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The Batlord 12-27-2018 07:17 PM

You lucked out.

MicShazam 12-28-2018 02:09 AM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8LxORztUWY

Holy ****! The K-pop industry is ****ed in the head.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 03:10 AM

I saw that too. Makes perving on k-pop singers feel like some kind of sex crime.

MicShazam 12-28-2018 03:16 AM

I knew K-pop was probably under a lot of corporate control, but it still blows my mind how far it goes. Feels downright gross.

grindy 12-28-2018 03:33 AM

Confront K Addict.

MicShazam 12-28-2018 03:48 AM

I think K-addict should be allowed blissful ignorance until he/she figures it out on his/her own.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 10:58 AM

They're part of the problem though. K Addict needs to get their **** set straight. For the idols.

windsock 12-28-2018 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2028579)
They're part of the problem though. K Addict needs to get their **** set straight. For the idols.

:clap:

I almost posted that video in the performance of the day thread to see what they thought about it. I'm still very interested to see a confrontation.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 11:13 AM

I mean it's not like we're talking about shoving a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs, don't be a pussy.

windsock 12-28-2018 11:17 AM

I've yet to see evidence contrary to diehard K-pop fans being at least a little disabled. Anyway I didn't do it out of laziness, not pussiness.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 11:19 AM

Well it's done and we should all pat ourselves on the back for being mature internet douchebags.

Unitron 12-28-2018 12:01 PM

I want K_addict to open up a recommend me stuff thread, so we can unleash the world of real music to them. Even if it's ICP, better a juggalo than a kpop fan.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 12:03 PM

Do we really need more white boy braids?

Unitron 12-28-2018 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2028600)
Do we really need more white boy braids?

You know you want more fellow juggalos. That or more No Remorse fans.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 12:10 PM

I'm as dubious about juggalos as I am about neo-Nazis.

Edit: I am however pleased that my fanboying is making No Remorse an MB household name.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 01:16 PM

Barack Obama is not listening to Cardi B.

DwnWthVwls 12-28-2018 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2028618)
Barack Obama is not listening to Cardi B.

Yes he is. Are you blind?

Cuthbert 12-28-2018 02:02 PM

Crap taste tbh.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 02:07 PM

That can't legit be Obama.

Unitron 12-28-2018 02:12 PM

I think it's Mindfulness, and he just hacked into Obama's account with his epic gamer skills.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 02:15 PM

I'd hack Trump's Spotify but all the songs I'd play got removed.

The Batlord 12-28-2018 02:30 PM

I'm having this problem where I'll open a thread and see one of my posts and then end up looking at my avatar for longer than I intended. I'm keeping it forever.

windsock 12-28-2018 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2028646)
I'm having this problem where I'll open a thread and see one of my posts and then end up looking at my avatar for longer than I intended.

https://media.giphy.com/media/14dXclYKbx2ONW/giphy.gif

The Batlord 12-28-2018 02:57 PM

I feel like I'm reaching yet another peak of internet self-parody.

Frownland 12-28-2018 07:50 PM

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WWWP 12-28-2018 08:17 PM

oh lordy

[MERIT] 12-29-2018 03:55 AM


The Batlord 12-29-2018 10:09 AM

I had a pink bike that I insisted on for whatever reason. I'm sure I didn't feel cool for long.

Frownland 12-29-2018 10:33 AM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...b0&oe=5C916BE1


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