You forgot ass. And titties. :rofl:

Why give me your problem
Pourquoi donner moi ton probleme
Mponanini pesa ngai likambo na yo
Kwanini kumpa mimi shida wako

Shida - Mbaraka Mwinshehe Mwaruka - YouTube

No money, no life
Mbongo te, bomoyi te
Non l'argent, non la vie
Hakuna pesa, hakuna maisha



6. No Money, No Life - Dr. Remmy Ongala & Orchestre Super Matimila.mov - YouTube

or you could just stop at ass





and you can't forget this classic.


I just realized that I can go on for about four more songs like this and probably more if I think about it. :laughing:

Oh damn I did too! I love my ass and titties. I have curves that won't quit.
Brilliant songs, I love it! I am childish and find it hilarious.

Sax on the screech.

Lethal Bizzle - TarzanUrMum (Dappy N-Drugz Diss) - YouTube

Funny guy.

Mentioning his dead dad :cool:

Scrufizzer - Kick It - YouTube

2nd time I've posted this but 1Xtra have been smashing the shit out of it. Track is too sick.

Love of a woman
La amour de femme
penzi ya mwanamuke
bolingo ya mwasi
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dude natalie holloway? thats ****ing morbid

Watching porn DOES make men sexist - but only men who are mean to begin with | Mail Online

Daily Mail are such thick cunts. See if you can spot it before it's taken down.

lmao @ the whore blowin a dude

Louis Tomlinson (One Direction) injured his leg by Agbonlahor on football match at Celtic Park - YouTube

Gabby crunches that lad from One Direction yesterday, he vomited and wet himself after it ffs :o:.

I second that.

Wonder if FPK even knew that was a pic of her.

I wouldn't mind giving the Asian and the black chick a few rounds though.

The Batlord likes to put his own quotes in his sig.

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I love this man. I wish he was still The Punisher. Fuck that new guy that they got for WarZone. Fucking awful Punisher that new guy was.

Ali G - Religion & Other Whack - YouTube

This is fhucking hilarious, that priest was raging.

All 3 of Sacha's characters >>>

Top wummer.

The abortion bit >>>

I want to see beautiful women
Je veut de voire belle femmes
Nalinga komona kitoko basi
Nataka kuona wanawake nzuri
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:d

I will be happy to love your ass and titties. And the rest of you. But especially your ass. ;)

guise

I have a chest infection, is it OK to drink a beer? Football is on and I fancy one.

beer = medicine for all problems


i had laukemia and leprocy and dranl busch lite i am now cured

Are you still drinking it now by any chance? :eek:

Problems of two women
Problemes du Deux femmes
Makambu ya Basi Mibale
Matatizo wa Mbili Wanawake
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploa...Vanderpump.jpg

horrible taste in women

Why don't you just drink some rubbing alcohol and kill two birds with one stone?

Sneezing is fantastic.

i think i heard one time that sneezin is like 1/10th of an orgasm or somehin but it could be myth

Yeah it's linked to an orgasm. I've got a chest infection/flu atm, my nose is very sensitive, only have to look at a light once I feel the urge to sneeze and they happen straight away.

Glorious :cool:.

some of the best feelins are



-sneezin
-takin piss after holding it for awhile/post sex piss
-q tips

You've forgotten drinking water from the bathroom tap immediately after waking up after getting shitfaced and your mouth and throat is drier than a nun's growler.

9 hours to go :cool:

Benteke to score.

http://thinkfootball.co.uk/wp-conten...04/benteke.jpg

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