In my defense, I was on the way to Boner Land at the time. If I was in Diabetic Toe Ulcer Mode, I probably would have fared better.

Okay, I'll give you a pass, can't wank after pre-gaming on messed up buttholes.

At least not without some kind of mental preparation.

Does google monitor our PMs? I have a ton of wild porn to send Batlord.

Pm my videos away.

All anal all the time, I hope.

I am honestly more thunderstruck by this than the death of Robin Williams...

"The most stupid thing your girlfriend/wife has done"

http://i.imgur.com/rpBqJkw.jpg

****ing pissing myself at this.

how does one get struck by thunder?