I've seen that video. Close call.

*Googles Dogfish Head 120 minute*

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I love the translations of reviews in foreign languages

https://i.imgur.com/L84ecJf.png

Not only does it keep repeating the same thing, but this line:
"Heavy Load in horror sauce"

That's incredible.

Went to high school and partied with this girl:

https://www.nj.com/somerset/index.ss...exually_e.html

may your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime

Manowar Guitarist Karl Logan Arrested On Child Pornography Charges - Blabbermouth.net

****ing hell, dude.

I hope my phat journal entry went through, unless the last one just happened to be approved while I was still typing

that'd be disappointing

For some odd reason I started sometimes watching tennis a couple years ago. I don't understand 100% why I don't think it's boring when I usually hate watching sports. I've tried giving so many sports a chance, but I don't care about them. But watching people smack a ball back and forth with a racket is somehow meaningful.

FULL MATCH HD Australian Open 2016 / Round 4 / Maria Sharapova (RUS) - Belinda Bencic (SUI)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV6nFBiigWs

Same. Shame that women's tennis isn't nearly as awesome.

I've watched plenty of both and I fail to see where the big difference is. I watched a 4 hour long Federer match where both players utilized very few interesting, daring moves. It was just endurance. I think women's tennis migh actually be a bit more varied, certainly not less in any case.

Because you can tell that they're slower and can't hit the ball as hard. It takes a lot of the tension out when you realize that a middling male player could probably shitwreck Serena Williams.

Eh, that's why they play against other women. I just worry that those games where every ball comes in at light speed means that no one dares to go for net play or other tricky things like that. Just hit it hard from the base line and make your opponent run for it. Gets a bit old when a whole game goes like that, which does happen.

Canada's marines are as beloved as they are ineffective.

Ross: "Ok ok fine. Im a pedo. But Im Not a child molester! Those guys are disgusting."

Apply means that it tastes like apples right?

Riot police protect referee as River Plate beat incensed Gremio after VAR penalty

:D

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So you're saying that white girls are the best girls?

Also, the proper word is "woman".
JK, but it's interesting that the Danish word for "girl" is never used to describe a woman that you've got a romantic/sexual interest in.
I wonder where other languages stand on that. Maybe English is just vaguely more creepy.

My female dog is in heat and I'm finna mount dat ass.

Gives new meaning to the term: Bitch, please.

I have a straight line of sight to my bathroom from my bedroom. I also have a black cat. Her litter box is in the bathroom, next to a black trash can. At night when I have my glasses off, I can't count how many times that I've sat there whistling for that trash can to come see me LOL.

I like "chicks". It's the female version of "dudes" for me. It's an immature way to refer to a person that doesn't care for notions of shallow pride where men and women want to be treated as adults because god damn it they've survived enough years to be treated as adults regardless of whether or not having that mentality makes you a douchebag whose self-worth is tied to the amount of years between you and high school.

*teleporting behind M'lady*

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1318992465

Why not just go for the shoulder? It's not like they're going to knife you.