Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Thanks self, instead of enjoying the night playing Rocket League online with friends, you instead decide to be an anxious depressing ******* that annoys himself and others. This is why I'll live alone in my later years. Fml.

Thank goodness they understand but god damn it sucks sometimes.

It's nice to have friends.

I can't think of a collab I'd want to happen less. Maybe Pauly Shore and Carrot Top.

Pit Bull and Kate Bush

If that's gonna happen, I hope I'm dead when it does.

Eh, I'd take it

New Kate Bush song > no Kate Bush song

I wonder if she's ever gonna make another studio album. Her last one (50 Words for Snow) was among her 6 best in my opinion, so it would be a shame if she didn't give it at least one more go.

Which sounds like decent praise until you realise she's only released nine albums :D

She'll release more music.

I'd say we'll get something next year.

Nine albums of a very high level though. The only one I don't think is great is "The Red Shoes", so that means I'm placing "50 Words for Snow" in some very fine company.

It belongs together with the first 5 albums. Which means I like it more than even "The Sensual World".

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Millennial old man rant preview (reliably sourced and tested):

People ask me why I don't like most mainstream music of today. The answer is simple. I like to listen to music with meaningful purpose. As someone who indulges himself in music and dissects every song bt playing it 100 times, a meaningful purpose is important to me. Whether it's in the music (instrumentation, format or how different sounds work together) or lyrics. Doesn't have to be in reggae music but most in more cases than not, it is not for me. Most music of today isn't HEARD, it's simply listened to as disposable white noise. Maybe my opinion will change but as of now, "lit music" is nothing but an annoying ring in my ears.

I want someone to give me a better answer than "because this song makes me want to party" when I ask them why I like a particular song.

That's an odd reaction to you liking a song.

I'm also not here to party.

I'm here to party hardier in my head than any boring ****s at a club.

I just don't understand these kids.

I deleted Mastodon from my collection. I'm not interested in "rocking out" anymore.

I hope your son(s) have a proper male role model to complement two mothers.

@Mord even the early stuff?

@mindfulness God tier rektedness

Just here to rile you up.

Mastodon are just boring entry-level metal anyway. They're Metallica for a new generation.

I don't rock out much anymore either, but when I do, i just want to Break Stuff.

Not sure if my dog is going deaf or if he's just getting sassier.

Soo much yes. Hilarious.

Try feeding the dog.

Get the dog some toys. Shoes are very toy-like.

Show this to your dog.

https://scontent.fhhr1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...03&oe=5C16FD3E

I was actually going to ask if he was a fetishist.

Frown that's great BTW.

Thanks dawg.

Watching some of those Buzzfeed "Worth It" videos. I desperately wanna try every dish in this video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yh6-d_u-hA

For the most expensive ones they just sprinkle a bit of gold and truffles on them every time.

Having said that, would eat everything I've seen on that series.

I don't watch anything by Buzzfeed because, well, you know, the bees.

I love those Cholos try international cuisine type videos though.

The most expensive dish in the video I posted was pretty interesting. It was just eggs. Made by a guy who has bred his own chickens and feeds them special food to make the eggs very orange and sort of sweet tasting.

So it's basically foie gras? That's the kind of thing that'll make you a vegetarian.

No the chickens just live and eat like country chickens in a shed. The eggs are probably so expensive because his operation is so small scale that he produces rather few eggs annually.

Apparently eggs change colour after what chickens eat and can be made to taste differently. As the guy said in the video "Americans probably don't know this, but eggs can actually taste sweet."

It's news to me.

I'd rather think that you and everyone who supports the dish are soulless Nazis.

What in particular though? Could be as simple as carrots or something, but I wonder how healthy that is for the animal.