This is beautiful:


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*wipes away ocular moisture*

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I want to become a gay rapper and call myself fABBAlous.

I just want to disclose that I am pro-laughing puppet gif. Didn't take long to grow on me, but it did.

You realize that it's being used as anti-humor, right?

It fails, since it's actually humorous.

Then you can get paid for touching mic.

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Lysol can't melt steel beams.

It was a Black Flag operation.

Here's my PSN for those interested. Don't knock the name, I was with friends and very high when I created my account. I kinda like it. It fits. I also didn't want my real name on it so we just made it up.

Dammmmitbbbobbyy

Hank never said "Damn it, Bobby." He only ever said "Dang it, Bobby." He'd never say "Damn".

I realize that. Though it's just fun to say it like that.

Just a question is there anyone willing to let me sacrifice their soul to Satan so I can get rid of these hiccups?

Oh god damn I just burped and the heartburn ****ed me up. That's like the worst position to be in. I can go drink some milk but that doesn't actually work. I'd need to drink a ****load of milk to make a difference and I don't even know how much I'd need to drink. And who the **** wants to just drink milk? And now I want a cigarette and that's just terrible. And I have booze and just... uh. There's no winning so I think I'm gonna kill myself... through booze and cigarettes.

I've found that a shot of olive oil helps when I have heartburn.

omg gonna try it

omg olive oil is gross

Damn, should've said canola. That probably would have made it even worse.

I mean my heartburn is better so thanks I guess?

It was probably going to happen anyways then. Did anybody get a screencap of your 33333 post?

I did not.

I also find a shot of kerosene does the trick about as well

I cry

^ Terrible underuse of Eric Andre. So many better memes have been made from that show.

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I'd get a man bun in spite of people since everyone hates man buns and I hate people but I hate Russ more.

This is the edgiest **** ever, ngl

Bees are neither friends nor food

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I feel legitimately bad for this pup. Hope he gets well soon.

I think it's an old photo, my friend shared it on Facebook to the response of many laughing response...heartless bastards.

I'm biased because this happened to one of my dogs once and he was super freaked out about it and that was stressful tbh. I gave him some Benadryl and stayed with him all night, getting up at points if he made noise to see if he was alright. He was fine in the morning.

Nah, hating Russ isn't edgy. Pretty much everybody hates Russ.

This reminds me years ago when my cat ate some plant that essentially has fiber glass in it's leaves to ward off animals. Don't remember what plant it was. Anyway we heard him crying and were like, "Aw, poor kitty." Then he did it again the next day and we were like, "Oh no not again." And then he did it the next day as well. "What a moron." Had to get rid of the plant then.

Know your history.

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