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Old 05-31-2015, 09:21 PM   #4911 (permalink)
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Is that what you use when you're topping? That's fucked up man. I'm down with the kink but that's just wrong.
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Old 05-31-2015, 10:36 PM   #4913 (permalink)
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I may have missed the point of that race if that's the case.
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Old 06-01-2015, 01:28 PM   #4914 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2015, 01:31 PM   #4915 (permalink)
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I definitely do not want to know what a dick looks like smashed against a bike seat.
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Old 06-01-2015, 01:33 PM   #4916 (permalink)
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I definitely do not want to know what a dick looks like smashed against a bike seat.
It happened to me back in 1972.....

Couldn't walk upright for weeks. Awesome flashback!
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Old 06-01-2015, 01:33 PM   #4917 (permalink)
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I definitely do not want to know what a dick looks like smashed against a bike seat.
Meanwhile every straight male here would definitely want to know what a vagina looks like smashed against a bike seat
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Old 06-01-2015, 01:35 PM   #4918 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2015, 02:05 PM   #4919 (permalink)
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Meanwhile every straight male here would definitely want to know what a vagina looks like smashed against a bike seat
Google "naked bike race" and you will see. That's what I did. I was most pleased.
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Old 06-01-2015, 02:08 PM   #4920 (permalink)
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