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Old 05-01-2015, 07:20 PM   #4751 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2015, 07:35 PM   #4752 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2015, 02:03 AM   #4753 (permalink)
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A squirrel is to a tree, as e-sports is to ___________?
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Old 05-02-2015, 02:09 AM   #4754 (permalink)
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A place to shit and have sex?
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A place to shit and have sex?
In this instance, e-sports is an activity, not a solid structure as that of a tree. Therefore, you cannot go to, or climb on, a/an e-sports. That's not to take away from the fact that you can **** and have sex while you are playing said e-sports.
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In this instance, e-sports is an activity, not a solid structure as that of a tree. Therefore, you cannot go to, or climb on, a/an e-sports. That's not to take away from the fact that you can **** and have sex while you are playing said e-sports.
But eSports is the squirrel, not the tree.
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But eSports is the squirrel, not the tree.
Both the squirrel and the tree are solid objects, but the activity is inferred. E-sports already is the activity, so it has to mean something to a solid object(s). Two activities cannot coexist in this type of questioning because there is no meaning, or link, between e-sports and ****ting and having sex, all activities that have no one to perform them. We've already established that e-sports cannot be a place, or a solid, and so the activities cancel themselves out. In Ki's back-door edit of my quote, he chose pants. E-sports is to pants because pants, with an additional jockstrap, perhaps, can enhance the performane of the human (or squirrel if you prefer) wearing the equipment. The solid in that case is inferred.
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Both the squirrel and the tree are solid objects, but the activity is inferred. E-sports already is the activity, so it has to mean something to a solid object(s). Two activities cannot coexist in this type of questioning because there is no meaning, or link, between e-sports and ****ting and having sex, all activities that have no one to perform them. We've already established that e-sports cannot be a place, or a solid, and so the activities cancel themselves out. In Ki's back-door edit of my quote, he chose pants. E-sports is to pants because pants, with an additional jockstrap, perhaps, can enhance the performane of the human (or squirrel if you prefer) wearing the equipment. The solid in that case is inferred.
What are you talking about? I'm sure eSports players **** and have sex all the time. Or at least they ****.
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What are you talking about? I'm sure eSports players **** and have sex all the time. Or at least they ****.
I'd imagine it's only the star e-sporters who are pulling in all the chicks.
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