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Blank. 07-24-2018 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979624)
It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?

Hair is a trait of our monkey ancestors. Baldness is the next step in our evolution. Those without hair are closer than those with it.

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979624)
It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?

As a child, did you complain that your birthday presents weren't good enough?

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1979627)
One day it will become comedically appropriate after making a snide comment about my boss's wig and him responding ****tily for me to take off my work hat and show him my own growing bald spot. I like to think it will blow his mind.

Your boss needs to lighten up a bit.

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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1979628)
Hair is a trait of our monkey ancestors. Baldness is the next step in our evolution. Those without hair are closer than those with it.

Thanks mate. Those are positive words for the forum balds.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1979630)
As a child, did you complain that your birthday presents weren't good enough?

No mate I was quite grateful for the presents I got as a child.

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979631)
No mate I was quite grateful for the presents I got as a child.

Then get over your baldness and cure cancer.

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1979633)
Then get over your baldness and cure cancer.

I'm not bald.

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:44 PM

I've seen footage. You bald. It's cool mate, I'm an amateur balder myself.

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1979636)
I've seen footage. You bald.

There is hair on the top of my head pal.

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:46 PM

Your hair?

The Batlord 07-24-2018 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979631)
Your boss needs to lighten up a bit.

Yeah. Can be cool but god damn is he a moody bitch.

MicShazam 07-24-2018 01:47 PM

I'm gonna end up with a chrome dome before old age. I refuse to walk around with a George Costanza haircut. Going the shaved route for sure. I'll let a massive beard grow out to compensate.

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1979638)
Your hair?

Yes grew it myself was hard work but it happened.

The Batlord 07-24-2018 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979641)
Yes grew it myself was hard work but it happened.

What kind of fertilizer did you use?

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979641)
Yes grew it myself was hard work but it happened.

Did you shave some parts to equalize your hairline?

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1979642)
What kind of fertilizer did you use?

Miracle Grow & Ionic Bloom.

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1979643)
Did you shave some parts to equalize your hairline?

Can't confirm.

The Batlord 07-24-2018 02:12 PM

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The Batlord 07-24-2018 03:28 PM

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WWWP 07-24-2018 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1979757)

:laughing:

Frownland 07-25-2018 11:14 AM

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Plankton 07-25-2018 01:08 PM


Chiomara 07-25-2018 02:59 PM

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Plankton 07-26-2018 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1980464)
thats so cool how they can make it in the chains thing



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i recently found a disc to play. it was randomly in my parents garage and i grabbed it right away. im going to give it a shot at the place where i hoop at. the course is in the woods though and im worried a bit about getting posion ivy from walking around the woods finding my disc :o:

maybe i can find a different course too, just havent looked into it.

What kind of disc? Does is have a stamp or ink on it?

The best way to start is to throw low speed discs, like midrange or fairway drivers and even putters in some cases. The reason I say this is because a lot of people grab high speed drivers right away and those will only turn and burn on you until you get proper form, which is key. They lose interest after not being able to throw well and get discouraged.

Here's some good tips:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxPFkk1n7CQ

Have fun and throw well.

Frownland 07-26-2018 10:10 AM

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Plankton 07-26-2018 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1980504)

MmmmmMMM Mhph! That's some good Dad Spam right there.

Plankton 07-26-2018 11:32 AM

Putting is the hardest part of the game, even more so in a psychological sense than any other aspect of it. People miss from 5-10 feet away because they have already missed in their minds. It definitely builds psychological strength, especially when confronted with the dreaded 'Death Putt':

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IAo-_mNduUk/maxresdefault.jpg

The Batlord 07-26-2018 11:46 AM

^^^

I hope whoever installed that basket fell off the rock sprained his ankle.

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1980505)
idk what type of disc, just looked like a normal one. its in the car or ill look. but when i get it ill look. ill watch the video, thanks for the info :beer:

Disc golf discs are specially made for disc golf. If you just have a Frisbee then, I mean there's no reason you can't play with it but you're not really playing disc golf. It would be like trying to play basketball with a soccer ball.

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1980549)
I threw a couple disc golf puts the other day and it was hella difficult and I was not nearly drunk enough to not quit

That's why you don't start with putting, you start with throwing it as far as you can and thinking how cool it is that you almost beaned your friend in the head when he wasn't anywhere near you. It doesn't take that much skill to make it go a bit far so long as you're not too bothered with exactly where it's going.

Plankton 07-26-2018 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1980566)
lol damn. yeah i just have a frisbee i think because they dont look like the ones in the video :o:

That's why I asked what markings it has. The big Whamo Frisbee/Ultra style ones are made to stay aloft but travel at slower speeds with less distance since they have a much deeper profile, while a disc golf disc is more aerodynamic and thinner. Putters are the closest to the original Frisbee style so it's more stable in flight. Here's a good profile comparison between a Driver, Mid, and Putter:

http://www.discgolf.discraft.com/pix/grc_classes.png

Plankton 07-26-2018 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1980595)
give me the Mr. Miyagi training

Wax off. Always wax off.

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1980575)
so i then , thanks :beer: just need to get two others. and then a set of another 3 for a family member/friend. thanks for more info. and then find a course other then the only one i know thats in the woods.

If you download the UDisc app, you'll be able to see every course in your area.

https://udisc.com/

...or you can search through here:

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/

The Batlord 07-26-2018 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1980595)
give me the Mr. Miyagi training

Throw like you're smacking a midget in the face.

Plankton 07-26-2018 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1980599)
Throw like you're smacking a midget in the face.

I see a lot of people that use a towel, like snapping someone in the shower type of thing. Like this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfQzUrn80UI

Frownland 07-26-2018 01:05 PM

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Cuthbert 07-26-2018 04:20 PM

Give yer meat a good ol rub hehehe yeh bwayyyyyyyy

Spicy meat

Frownland 07-26-2018 09:17 PM

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Frownland 07-27-2018 08:49 AM

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grindy 07-27-2018 09:36 AM

Chula?

Frownland 07-27-2018 09:37 AM

Haha whoops. Fixed.

The Batlord 07-27-2018 10:08 AM

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Frownland 07-27-2018 06:37 PM

Lifehack: take a water bottle with you on a train. Board train and find a seat. Sneakily splash some water on adjacent seats. Nobody will sit next to you now because they think it's piss and you can ride in peace.

Oriphiel 07-27-2018 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1981124)
Lifehack: take a water bottle with you on a train. Board train and find a seat. Sneakily splash some water on adjacent seats. Nobody will sit next to you now because they think it's piss and you can ride in peace.

Or just piss on them.


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