Oh my god yes. **** cinnamon toast crunch. Disgusting. It's all about me lucky charms.

I mean, I champion Honey Smacks, sure. But I only perform chants and blood rites in service of my true master, the almighty Reeses Puffs.

:stupid:

I approve.

Also Cocoa Crispies.

No

I understand subjectivity and preferences, but no

Never in this wayward orb was there ever a person with even the slightest flicker of humanity within them that disliked the Elixir of the Gods, save those poor souls that lived before the advent of the holy Puff of Reeses

You don't get to dislike Reeses Puffs. I won't let you. Reason won't let you. ICP, Ke$ha, Britney, whatever dog**** obsession of the week that currently wafts behind thee like anal vapors, all that I can take and accept. But this **** has officially gone too far.

You're dead to me

I like rice crispies

What do you think :stupid: means?

What do you think "you're dead to me" means?

Wow, what a poseur. It's Cocoa Krispies, not some dumb **** like Cocoa Crispies.

I like rice crispies.

I like Reeses Puffs, you twit.

**** off with your boring cereal you have to add sugar to just to make it edible. You're the kind of person who eats Cheerios and Corn Flakes.

Oh yeah, 'cause when someone mentions liking something and someone else pulls an "I'm with stupid", they should surely assume that it's a sign of agreement.

Go **** a waffle, retard. You're still dead to me.

Yes, actually, but I guess you're stupid.

I mean seriously, what kind of a ****ing cock boxer thinks the "with" in "I'm with stupid" refers to assent instead of proximity?

I hate you so much. I wish Chula were here so I could egg him on into hating you too.

Lol I do.

****, I'm so ****ing irrationally furious about this ****.

I'm gonna go write a Frownfiction.

You're turning into my mini me. I am happy about this.

Apparently I was sleepwalking last night. A few things in my room that keep me from leaving my room were messed with and my front door was unlocked and I lock everything before I go to bed.

Nice. Thankfully I didn't do anything crazy as far as I can tell. I'm really tired tho.

:laughing:

What is wrong with Jared?

*teethpaste

That hits home.

Boomshakalaka!

RIP your glass paraphernalia.

What a charmer

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...ed&oe=5BDD9221

Does it ever bother anyone that the vast majority of humans are dull plebs which means the vast majority of dogs and cats are their analogues so we're cooing over a bunch of basic bitches and dudebros?

You shut your whore mouth.

Bruh I'm just saying you probably wouldn't want to hang out with the human version of your dog Zappa.

Maybe. The other guy in The Beatloads and Queens of Shiva is pretty dudebroful.

Queens of Shiva is a really good band name btw.

this would probably give the library people the wrong idea if they saw it

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...c7&oe=5BD8B44B

All I know is that Jaws is the **** and swimming in white shark infested waters is the most badass thing anyone can do, mother****er.