The funny thing is that I'm a very immature, childish kind of person. In movies those people always end up somehow "finding themselves" or something by connecting with some kid because they are on the same wave length. Me, I have enough problems trying to talk to adults without having to figure out how to dumb myself down but not seem like I'm dumbing myself down just to talk to some shithead who probably doesn't have anything interesting to say in the first place. And babies? They don't do anything. Why in the fuck would I give a shit about spending time with something that doesn't do anything and requires me to be elbow deep in excrement to boot?

I'd rather have a tapeworm than a child. At least you can get the tapeworm removed and tossed in a plastic bag without right-wing nutjobs calling you a murderer. That, and tapeworms and children are practically the same - parasites, little more than annoying parasites that will ultimately ruin your life the longer they're in it.

It's fine not to like kids but comparing them to parasites and tapeworms is just unbelievably callous and cruel.

U mad Bro? :band: I just wrote a new song called your kid looks like a tapeworm. :p:

I lack the motherhood gene that a lot of people tend to have.

I'd be pretty devastated if I found out I was pregnant and I'd devote myself to getting rid of it.

I just don't like children very much unless they're quiet, sleeping, smiling, or doing something so utterly precious that it melts my heart. I just don't understand the cackling hens that lose their minds over children (e.g.; it's the most perfect baby in the whole world, it's beautiful, etc.)

But when you really think of it.

When you're pregnant you're a host to a life that cannot live outside of its habitat. It's feeding off of you. Tell me that's not creepy.

This is a tapeworm.

And this is a human embryo.

Long lost bros, I say.

Hey even Shakira said her baby was a wrinkled pruned mess when it came out and she didn't see what the hype was. I want a kid like I want a bullet in the head.

Amen to that.

All creatures are pretty repulsive as newborn babies.

Even cats, and cats are my very favorite living creatures.

I've never looked at a cat and thought "man, I want to kick your ass", nor have I ever been pissed off at a cat for their behavior. Cats just do whatever, and they come to you when they want your attention. And you can give them a ton of love if you want to; they'll just sit there and bask in it.

Cats are just fabulous. They shit in a box, they can eat on their own, the noises they make are pretty cute, they can entertain themselves most of the time, cat food's cheap, you can keep them in the house forever and they're good to go. You can go out for a few hours without needing a babysitter.

The only downfall to having cats is that they don't live very long, and it hurts like hell when they pass away. But you can rescue another one, and the best part is, you don't have to give birth to it.

Someone get's it!

k. i found my sig. someone tell me how to quote this so it's at the bottom of everything i say.

TELL.

ME.

NOW.

edit: please?

edit 2: i went and tried to do it without instruction, did what i think i was supposed to, and now am wondering if i should ask ladyislingering for permission (and hoping it doesn't work as a result of this edit). so yeah... is it par for course to ask permission to quote someone in my sig?

click [QUOTE] button
select all & copy
click User CP which stand for "user control panel" located upper-left-hand side
click Edit Signature (which appears under Settings & Options)
paste (doing any editing at this point)
click [Preview Signature] (review your fonts etc, change if necessary)
click [Preview Signature] if it ok then:
click [Save Signature]


voila you have a sig

BLAMMO

thanks NEO. :)

Looks good, P A N.

couldn't have done it without you. :beer:

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I love babies. I used to be pro-abortion but since seeing my daughter on an ultrasound at 8 weeks barely a centimetre long. I don't know there's too many emotions tied to that I just couldn't do it now. I still respect the right of others to make their own choices but I could never go through that. Well I'm a dude but I would have a hard time if my wife wanted one.

So? Who cares? Babies are like dogs. As long as you use a kind tone of voice you can tell them that you're going to sell them to a black market baby eating ring and they'll just smile and gurgle like Alzheimer's patients.

She also has an IQ of 140. Two more reasons to marry Shakira.

Last night I decided to name my firstborn child Xavier Pegasus Leotard, if it's a boy. If it's a girl, she will be Princess Xena Sparkle Motion Merkin. Yeah.

I like it, I've been partial to Jermajesty myself.

Did you guys hear about the italian chef that died?

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Google. The death of riddles.

My word
PESA.
Ask me, I will tell you what it means.

This is so dumb and racist

Ok, I'll bite.

PESA = POS

or

What does PESA mean to you Franco?

Mmmm… I love me some pepirony pesa!

Please Excuse Sexual Advances. Yep, sounds like you.

Leave Franco alone for once

Nah.

Aw you're a bully, how cute

KiwiSportz.TV

Watching now. 10 mins left, the pitch is a disgrace ffs :D

Football will never take off in the States, I don't know why they bother.

Oh get off it. It's just dumb. It's only racist if you're overly sensitive. I know I could give a **** when people say that white people can't dance.

So what does it mean?

3/10

http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd9b3aa97...mmo5o2_500.png

You know, using random pictures in an argument only makes it look like you don't have anything much to say.

I don't waste words Batty, it's one of my good traits. I'm succinct as well as sexy as ****.

Bow down, bitch

Nah. You're still being overly sensitive. But we can do a nice square dance instead. ;)

Oh now we're going back to the overly sensitive trope again

Boring

You're a trope. :p: