Frown is on point lately. These are all great.

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That is the third least intimidating coconut I have ever seen.

You've gotta respect Plantman, though. He had a plan and stuck to it.

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I'm gonna get so high that I'm gonna hopefully forget who I am for a few hours. Weeeeeed. Work your magic.

I don't drink anymore. And bitch I've been a stoner for a couple years. I also don't know anyone so yeah.

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I'd pour ranch on her tits and let a stray dog lick them clean.

Bruh stop reading self-help books with advice so vague that it applies to everybody without being useful to anybody.

The uselessness of self-help books is a meme so universal that people who don't have the slightest idea what a meme is have grown up with it and know not to read them.

I'm not even joking. Stop reading that ****. It rots the brain.

All your posts need this exact disclaimer.

Have they actually made your life better?

I'll take that as a no.

If it weren't for self help books, I would be sweaty all of the time.

I once skimmed through a self help book and it was all about changing your life and figuring out your best traits.

Yeah **** that.

They make excellent fans.

Given that most adults don't read at all, I have to assume that the ones whom read self help books are the most intelligent out of all of us.

This wrinkled my brain

I don't care if "whom" was intentional, it still offended me.

Don't be so obnauseated.

*ya'll catch these hands*

Now that makes me mad.

I don't understand the hate for "ya'll". "You all" feels awkward, is two syllables as opposed to one, and I've seen no alternative that works on any level. "Ya'll" is the contraction everyone should use.

He's just channeling his inner Droopy.

It’s not the word that makes me mad, it’s your ****ty contraction. Y'all is a compound of you and all, so the apostrophe is meant to represent the “ou” in y’all, not whatever the **** you’re going for. I wish suffering upon you and the next five generations of your family.

Because you pronounce "ya'll" with a drawl. Pronouncing "ya'll" like "y'all" is like going to the hood and saying, "How's it hanging, my niggers?"

Franco?

Who the **** is talking about pronouncing here? This is writing you dumb cunt. Do you write out your drawl elsewhere? No? Then **** off.

When it comes to "ya'll" **** yeah I do. It's not just an easier contraction, it's a statement against you ****s who don't know how to properly say "you all".

Don't even use an apostrophe and use six a's then you dumbass.

I use y'all all the time and I'm from Seattle. Its just easier to type out and it works as two words. I'm on bats side.