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The Batlord 06-29-2018 10:24 PM

When are they going to invent matressless, anti-gravity beds so half my body isn't sweating balls when I'm trying to sleep in the summer?

Frownland 06-29-2018 10:27 PM

Upgrade yourself to a hammock.

Key 06-29-2018 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1968057)
Upgrade yourself to a hammock.

Dude. Great idea.

The Batlord 06-29-2018 10:31 PM

I would love a hammock. I wonder what it's like to rub one out in one...

Key 06-29-2018 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1968059)
I would love a hammock. I wonder what it's like to rub one out in one...

Probably similar to when you wrap yourself in a blanket and play mysterious stranger.

The Batlord 06-29-2018 10:51 PM

wut

Key 06-29-2018 11:10 PM

Exactly

Cuthbert 06-30-2018 04:45 AM

https://mobile.twitter.com/chunkymar...321793/video/1

:D

DwnWthVwls 06-30-2018 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1968055)
When are they going to invent matressless, anti-gravity beds so half my body isn't sweating balls when I'm trying to sleep in the summer?

These are pretty cool.

Prit Tee Cooool

The Batlord 06-30-2018 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1968127)

That last "twat" killed me.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1968145)
These are pretty cool.

Prit Tee Cooool

Mine's broken.

DwnWthVwls 06-30-2018 10:20 AM

Confuse it with the vacuum when you were drunk?

The Batlord 06-30-2018 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1968218)
wut

I stick my dick in the vacuum cleaner until I ***.

The Batlord 06-30-2018 10:39 AM

My dick is spick and span but the vacuum is crying in a corner.

The Batlord 06-30-2018 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1968239)
how is your saturday going so far?

https://i.gifer.com/3Whw.gif

The Batlord 06-30-2018 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1968249)
whale damn, enjoy that bread ::cough cough, i mean, beer, :cough:

im drinking too
(lemon juice water and a rehab energy monster drink 5grams of carbs and 5 grams of sugar per 16oz can.)

You're pretty superior about your diet for a guy who drinks energy drinks that are probably gonna give you stomach cancer. You probably have an eating disorder tbh.

Frownland 06-30-2018 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1968252)
You're pretty superior about your diet for a guy who drinks energy drinks that are probably gonna give you stomach cancer. You probably have an eating disorder tbh.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...22&oe=5BDFC595

The Batlord 06-30-2018 11:05 AM

Yeah cool.

The Batlord 06-30-2018 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1968259)
i eat at least 2000 calories and the lemon water is so healthy for you. i bought ice cream last night for the first time in 6 months. i definitely eat enough, i just do it in a 1-2 hour window. the energy drinks are great because i can get my caffeine (how to be very healthy for your heart in small doses under 400mg).i wouldnt say my diet is superior to yours but its definitely way different. i still eat some bread in the hot pockets and the nice sandwiches i eat with family . and when i eat pizza.


im going to start eating plain oats and just putting honey and cinnamon in the oats for flavor. should taste good and no sugar. im going to add walnuts and dark chocolate back to my eating routine also because i read more about them. that documentary called "the magic pill" is really helpful because it shows how food can help you live longer n stuff :yeah:

Yeah that's an eating disorder.

The Batlord 06-30-2018 11:57 AM

I don't think that's normal or healthy.

grindy 06-30-2018 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1968280)
fasting is so healthy, doing it every intermittently is even better :yeah:

intermittent fasting can save people lives, you are correct its a disorder because it changes that radical idea of eating 3 meals a day, down to one (alteast one long one for me :) ). so its not in "order" with what most eat. its basically a tool, to keep weight and lose weight. it lets you realize what you are putting into your body for the next day as fuel. 3 meals a day always ends up being too many calories in this days society https://boxden.com/smilies/Qh2Vxfi.gif

just youtube it, there is tons of information to start with just a simple 8 hour eating window :)

Your diet is terrible. Hot pockets, energy drinks, all that **** is unhealthy af. A bit of fasting here and apples there doesn't make it healthy.

Frownland 06-30-2018 12:09 PM

Hot Pockets have gotten a lot better in the past few years.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...25/903/435.jpg

The Batlord 06-30-2018 01:21 PM

Forgive me for not giving it up to Youtube videos. Got some reputable sources for your claims?

grindy 06-30-2018 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1968321)
Forgive me for not giving it up to Youtube videos. Got some reputable sources for your claims?

From what I've read it's indeed good for loosing weight and most likely quite good for your health but if your diet is otherwise **** this doesn't negate it.

DwnWthVwls 06-30-2018 01:30 PM

^That poster says "Eggs are good" and butter, lol... Eggs are not even allowed to be labeled healthy by law.

Potatoes bad. What a joke.


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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1968321)
Forgive me for not giving it up to Youtube videos. Got some reputable sources for your claims?

https://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...60982218304433

There is a lot of research around it. All the meta analysis I found concluded beneficial results, but also said more research needs to be done on humans.

Idk why you ask for shit we all know youre not going to read, but have fun. Good luck trying to understand the science specific jargon thats detailed outside the abstract.

grindy 06-30-2018 01:30 PM

@ Mindfulness: How much weight have you lost already? How long have you been doing it?

The Batlord 06-30-2018 02:11 PM

Doesn't fasting just stop your metabolism so that when you do finally eat it goes into overdrive and you gain all that weight you were putting off? Mindfulness = consipiracy dietitian.

The Batlord 06-30-2018 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1968331)
Idk why you ask for shit we all know youre not going to read

To be a dick.

The Batlord 06-30-2018 02:25 PM

So were you fat in high school or something? This is a weird fixation.

DwnWthVwls 06-30-2018 03:50 PM

I dont think ive ever seen you post about eating something healthy.

Cuthbert 06-30-2018 04:48 PM

I'd eat that pasta.

Cuthbert 06-30-2018 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1968462)
i didnt make that pasta tonight, prolly monday :) i just meant like... im making it. i should have said not tonight though and im sorry for that.

:D

It's ok mate.

Quote:

no no, tonights dinner is over after these two hot pockets lol
:D

The Batlord 06-30-2018 07:39 PM

Tonight's dinner will be over when your ******* says it's over.

grindy 06-30-2018 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1968438)
I dont think ive ever seen you post about eating something healthy.

If cereal sogged in monster energy drink isn't health I don't know what is.

Oriphiel 07-01-2018 02:59 AM

:laughing:

The Batlord 07-01-2018 03:15 AM

https://i.imgur.com/tN0QWJO.jpg

Key 07-01-2018 03:29 AM

What's an ass child?

DwnWthVwls 07-01-2018 05:04 AM

Haven't enjoyed a stupid meme video this much in a whille:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bkqea_yhMnF/?hl=en

Frownland 07-01-2018 11:58 AM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...f1&oe=5BDDEE05

grindy 07-01-2018 12:01 PM

Inb4 Batlord rightfully calls you out on your ****ty random hipster meme game.

Frownland 07-01-2018 12:02 PM

It's honestly the only reason why I keep posting them.


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