For some reason I always pictured you as short.

I could probably fit, like, two or three Ori dopplegangers inside of you.

You can stuff me if you want.

when I drop the bass

https://i.gifer.com/7zy0.gif

when the drugs hit too hard

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...9f&oe=5BB2A7D7

Only if we can do some vicarious floor exploration

Instead of that can you just rub my feet with moisturizer? I have dry, cracked heels.

*instantly flaccid*

Well excuse me, Your Majesty.

*instantly hard again*

And take some superglue too. I hear you can use it to close cracks in your feet.

Or I could superglue your legs together and pretend I'm fucking a chubby merman.

Can I at least get one of those fake mermaid tails and you can just cut a hole for my *******?

https://www.mermaidtailaustralia.com...ustralia-1.jpg

I'd be down for that. Any mermanal is good mermanal.

We'll throw some chicken eggs in the pool and when you're about to climax you can pull out and fertilize them underwater.

Aw yeah, gimme dos Zora eggs

https://www.models-resource.com/reso...s/13/12392.png

That'd be pretty convenient for blowjobs.

But what if you were hungry for dick.

Eat a dick.

Then you'd give them a standard blowjob.

Cleaning the litter box is the toughest thing to do when you're high as a kite. That is a fact thanks to me.

https://i.imgur.com/FFhe2fP.png

Nice

Helped a lady today that had 2 screaming kids and she kept complaining about the fact that she had 2 screaming kids. Hey, easy solution: just don't have kids!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick

Anyone know what slippery dick tastes like?

^Probably like slippery dick

^gud meme

If you sneak up on Leanardo Da Vinci, it's pretty likely that he hears you before you reach him. However, if you sneak up on Van Gogh, there's a pretty high probability that he won't hear you.

I think you mean he won't h you.

No you're thinking of Basquiat.

^lol?