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Paul Smeenus 04-04-2013 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1303828)



This has me breaking out my Nina Hagen albums



Scarlett O'Hara 04-04-2013 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1304086)
I'd probably commit genocide for an actual cigarette rn tbh

You can't just go from smoking the nasty ass tar **** I did to vapour

Oh very true! Nothing beats real nicotine. But I prefer rollies to taleys. Easier on the throat.

The Batlord 04-05-2013 09:28 AM

Nothing sexier than a girl who smokes. Extra points if you smoke cigars. The first time I really noticed just how hot Mila Kunis was was when she was smoking a cigar on That 70's Show.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1304092)
But I prefer rollies to taleys.

Dude, wut?

djchameleon 04-05-2013 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1304178)

Dude, wut?

oh good I'm not the only one that said that!

I just came to the conclusion that it might be cigs that you roll yourself as opposed to ones that you buy in packs but who knows.

Girls being sexy as smokers is probably only sexy for guys that smoke. I hate kissing chicks that smoke.

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The Batlord 04-05-2013 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1304183)
Girls being sexy as smokers is probably only sexy for guys that smoke. I hate kissing chicks that smoke.

Nonsmokers are the scum of the Earth.

djchameleon 04-05-2013 09:57 AM

fuck you smokers blowing smoke upwind and hitting me in the face with it.

Mojo 04-05-2013 10:05 AM

Rollies are cigarettes you roll yourself. God knows where she got the other word from.

The Batlord 04-05-2013 10:05 AM

Fuck you nonsmokers going outside. It's the only place we're allowed to smoke anymore.

Mojo 04-05-2013 10:07 AM

Truth! If I'm smoking outside, in public, in the open air, and someone's got a problem with it then they can kiss my arse.

djchameleon 04-05-2013 10:08 AM

Just stay in your little designated smokers area and we are copacetic

Mojo 04-05-2013 10:09 AM

Whats the designated smoking area when I'm out in public?

djchameleon 04-05-2013 10:12 AM

There isn't one, I was just thinking of those areas outside of break areas during work.

The Batlord 04-05-2013 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1304204)
Just stay in your little designated smokers area and we are copacetic

Just stay in your designated nonsmokers' area and I'll still blow smoke in your face.

Key 04-05-2013 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1304200)
Fuck you nonsmokers going outside. It's the only place we're allowed to smoke anymore.

Agreed. Although I quit smoking, it was irritating when people had an issue with me smoking outside. If hookers are allowed to show their body parts outside and have it be looked up on, i'm pretty sure I can smoke outside.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-05-2013 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1304199)
Rollies are cigarettes you roll yourself. God knows where she got the other word from.

It's a Kiwi word! Tayleys just mean processed, pre-made ciggys.

Most of the time I don't smoke but sometimes I do, and can bloody well crave in occasionally. I expect a guy to accept that. I'm happy to eat some mints if he needs it.

Burning Down 04-05-2013 04:45 PM

Kissing a smoker sounds like it would be gross.

Sequoioideae 04-05-2013 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1304290)
Kissing a smoker sounds like it would be gross.

It's not that bad, a bit dry (right after they had a cig) but it's pretty much just like kissing a person who doesn't smoke. I don't mind cigarette smoke, I don't mind the smell of cigs either.

gunnels 04-05-2013 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1304211)
Just stay in your designated nonsmokers' area and I'll still blow smoke in your face.

I see where this is going.
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:pimp:

The Batlord 04-06-2013 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1304290)
Kissing a smoker sounds like it would be gross.

Kissing a nonsmoker sounds like it would be insufferable. :p:

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1304300)

It really was a different time. These days they just put it in her drink.

Burning Down 04-06-2013 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1304400)
Kissing a nonsmoker sounds like it would be insufferable. :p:

You haven't kissed me, then.

The Batlord 04-06-2013 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1304411)
You haven't kissed me, then.

Probably because you only smoke sausage. Wait...

Burning Down 04-06-2013 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1304412)
Probably because you only smoke sausage. Wait...

Can I safely assume that was a euphemism? :D

The Batlord 04-06-2013 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1304413)
Can I safely assume that was a euphemism? :D

I plead the Fifth.

Burning Down 04-06-2013 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1304414)
I plead the Fifth.

Fair enough.

The Batlord 04-06-2013 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1304415)
Fair enough.

You'd be a terrible lawyer.

Burning Down 04-06-2013 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1304419)
You'd be a terrible lawyer.

It's why I'm not in law school.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-06-2013 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1304423)
It's why I'm not in law school.

:laughing:

I don't even know why I find this funny.

Mojo 04-13-2013 01:52 PM

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porkchop 04-14-2013 01:29 PM

Just to make sure I have this right..

I can post absolutely anything I want in here?

djchameleon 04-15-2013 08:08 AM

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gunnels 04-16-2013 12:58 PM

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The Batlord 04-17-2013 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1307719)

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Cuthbert 04-25-2013 09:29 PM

The 30 Happiest Facts Of All Time

The first one :D

Vanilla you will like number 5.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-26-2013 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1311551)
The 30 Happiest Facts Of All Time

The first one :D

Vanilla you will like number 5.

My internet won't load it because we used up our gigs. :(

Can you please tell me what it is?

Thanks darling. :)

Cuthbert 04-26-2013 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1311599)
My internet won't load it because we used up our gigs. :(

Can you please tell me what it is?

Thanks darling. :)

First one says:

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1. Otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't float apart.
Complete with this picture of some otters:

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...2671259-18.jpg

Number 5 says:

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5. A cat version of the corgi exists: the munchkin cat.
Picture of a munchkin cat:

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...66747798-1.jpg

Here's another:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1dec226fb...v1vo10_400.jpg

haha

Plankton 04-26-2013 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1311551)
The 30 Happiest Facts Of All Time

The first one :D

Vanilla you will like number 5.

Cool!

Found this little factoid out too:

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tom kenny and jill talley from spongebob also played the couple that travels to the moon in the smashing pumpkins' "tonight, tonight" video.
...and yes, lets be glad that spiders can't fly.

Cuthbert 04-26-2013 07:39 PM

Don't mind spiders myself. The big ones scare me for a split second when I see them running across the floor but I never kill them.

I often let the little ones chill on the wall :cool:

My sister is petrified of them. Oh how I laughed as a child catching spiders and throwing them on her and watching her scream :cool:

Janszoon 04-26-2013 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1311551)
The 30 Happiest Facts Of All Time

The first one :D

Vanilla you will like number 5.

Not going to lie, the superhero window washers choked me up.

Cuthbert 04-26-2013 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1311876)
Not going to lie, the superhero window washers choked me up.

Na it's cool, I had a little tear in my eye at that and all.

The Batlord 04-27-2013 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1311551)
The 30 Happiest Facts Of All Time

The first one :D

Vanilla you will like number 5.

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Somewhere, someone is having the best day of their life...

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...62679123-7.jpg
I wouldn't mind having the best night of my life with her.


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