I live with my mother and she's the most important person in my life but **** me do I not want to talk to her and will avoid her. I love her and all but god damn do I just want to be alone almost all the time and no matter who it is I just don't want you to be here with me. This is my internalist universe and nobody else really fits.

I'm sure that everyone will find it surprising that I have a hard time being part of your standard lovely chat.

Great song

:D

Classic Hawk.

All the time, dude.

Brutal Black

time to hit up this 8 mile walk to the interview in torrential rain

the walk back will be even better

GD I love this girl...

I got my sport drink

Did you hear about the fatal back alley abortion in New York? Everything was going just fine until someone passing by tried to stop it by screaming hey cut it out. The amateur abortionist said "you think so?" and took his advice.

10/10 Garrison Keillor would be proud.

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Love this website, I've spent far too much time on it lately. #chickens4lyfe

:D:D

Top notch work again Charles keep them coming.

The yoghurt one :D

I guess I just wasn't destined to have dry things

I've been a member since 2014. I don't think I've made any posts though, but I'm planning on asking a bunch of questions when I get around to getting some chickens. The condo association here will probably have a conniption but so what.

Just yesterday I had to slam on my brakes and almost got rear-ended from stopping for 2 hens crossing a road. I could've easily just ran em over, but I didn't want to invoke the sad spirit of Buckethead.

We come in a four piece.

If you're Vegisexual, I'm not eating the pea's.

I want to befriend a midget just so that I can introduce them by saying "say hello to my little friend."

You could befriend that midget guy that used to hangout with Kid Rock. I don't think he's up to much lately.

Well, yeah. He's dead.

And? Get his body and take up ventriloquism.

Vasectomies should be free. It's not like men everywhere will be beating down the door to become sterile so you won't be wasting much money. $350-$1000 is kinda steep for me tbh but I suppose it's not that big a deal when I have the most effective form of birth control known to man: being un****able.

Didn't you have a woman try and chat you up in the cinema once?

Show me something that can compete with that Tchornobog album you posted a long time ago.

She was un****able too though.

in what way

Well she was super ugly and old enough that whatever might have been ****able about her was starting to raisin.

Nice.

I'd get a vasectomy but I'm just afraid of and disgusted by the thought of someone cuting around inside my genitals.

Just some dark scary sounding death metal that's really immersive like Tchornobog. Something modern sounding. I rarely like death metal all that much, but that album had something special going for it.

I guess it was pretty black metal ish, now that I'm checking it out again. But it still somehow feels like death metal.