Why are you talking in the third person?

Bitch I am pure Neanderthal I have superior tool-making skills to simple chimps even though they may be somewhat less than the average.

@Yac

Please change his name to Batboy.

Bat-Ook if you please.

Forwarded to Yac as a legitimate request.

As long as I get all the chocolate covered bananas then I'm good.

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...b4&oe=5B57634A

Wtf? There are still video stores?

Nom
https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...40&oe=5B883C7C

Why beans?

They're eatin beans man lmao

This guy is like the Bob Ross of picking up cats.

That cat is very well behaved.

I just pick mine up from his belly and put my other hand round his bum. He doesn't mind.

Some cats do mind though.

Yeah, those cats are ****ing zen.
I don't even know why I like this vid so much.
There's something really relaxing about it.

Jesus, it’s not rocket science. “Do not throw the cat directly at the wall. Cats tend to not like it.”

I’m a biased cat person though. I **** with them heavy.

Have a giant goofball:

Slayer! Slayer! Slayer! Slayer! Slayer! Slayer! Slayer! Slayer! Slayer!

They swung twice and missed on getting a normal ****ing cat. :laughing:

That cougar is way too chill. My cat would be out for blood if I handled her paws like that. I'm jello though. I would enjoy a dog-cat

I hate that song, but that was great.

I hate you, and that song is great.

A great argument for the complete annihilation of Sweden, yes.

Do you have it stuck in your head right now?

I developed some immunity to the song back in the 90's. Constant exposure will do that.

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

Every time I remember crap like this, I remind myself not to complain about contemporary pop music.

With a post like this I'm hoping there isn't a drug test.

posts like that are for suckers

I'm a shoo in with this bull**** ass resume

Just lie and tell them you went to military school. It's gotten me a job.

is there any way i can change my stupid username

Pansy! We were just talking about how much we missed you! Welcome back!

Oh, and pm a mod.

thanks

Become: Darth Vader 69

ok fifi's boy

who's fifi are u referring to the egyptian bellydancer fifi abdu

If you won't accept it when I send it in the mail then you don't need to know.