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Who remembered that today is Star Wars Day? Redtube remembered.

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May the 4th be with you.

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now i miss pansy

I'll bet his dad forced him to get off the internet and marry some chick with a lazy eye.

Makes me hate Star Wars a little more one day each year. If someone reminds me, that is.

How can you hate Star Wars? Even if it's not your thing it still doesn't seem like something you could hate. How joyless a **** are you?

It's the fact that you knobs never stfu about it that moves it from mediocre film series to hateworthy.

I don't hate Star Wars. What I'm trying to say is that the crazy worship it receives annoys me so much I might end up hating it. Overrated + mad oversaturation. And there's 3 good movies out of what's soon to be over 9. And a couple good games out of a million **** ones. Damn. Enough already.

**** you, Stars Games are awesome. Kotor 1 & 2, Rogue Squadron, the Dark Forces series, X-Wing/Tie Fighter/X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter, Pod Racer, Empire at War, and I've never played Star Wars: Battlefront but I guess it must be good to get that much dick sucked.

Tie Fighter and probably also those other two, similar games: Totally on board.

Anything else I've played has been middling to bad. I used to like Dark Forces 1 a lot, but it's aged like milk.
Plus it's got terrible level design. Very few 90's FPS games still hold up for me.

Of coursed they've aged, but Dark Forces 2 is one the defining games of my childhood. It was the first god damn time I ever got to use force powers and wield a lightsaber. And the live action cut scenes were as amazing as they were horrendous. Where did they even find actors that bad? Porn?



Dark Forces 1 was defining as well tbh. I missed Doom back in the day so it was still fresh.

There's a lot of 90's PC games that I love but wouldn't really play again anymore. I never really stopped playing old PC games, so that kind of separates the really solid games from the "allright for me at the time" ones.

The only 90's FPS games I still feel are good: Rise of the Triad, Doom 1 and 2, Shadow Warrior, Duke Nukem 3D. Maybe Quake 1 and Wolfenstein 3D, but they're very repetitive.

I can see that the games you grew up on are maybe a few years later than the ones I grew up with. I'm familiar with them though.

There's just so many games that I appreciate for the memories, but find to be really boring when I come back to them.

But seriously no love for Kotor?

None whatsoever. I straight up hate it and all games with a similar gameplay formula. Just never got along with it. I remember playing it back when I had the original Xbox console and having a miserable time.

My idea of a great PC RPG is more something like Realms of Arkania 3: Shadows Over Riva or Dungeon Master II.

Jesus Christ what a worthless piece of human garbage you are.

Yeah well, **** you kids and your garbage games.

Suck it, haters.

^ The one about height is the best one. Made me laugh.

I bet that feels really good amiright fellas

Yeah no that's lame and I'm not even sure why you thought it worth posting.

People say that they like the feeling of sand between their toes at the beach, why can't I have the same appreciation for mac n cheese?

Because you're being boring.

Thick and gooey all in my shoey

Sometimes when you're high you're less clever and more Clefairy.

Y'all are just jealous

*posts meme of a foot in jelly*

I'm actually kinda mad you think wasting good food is cool.

#whiteprivilege

Who's wasting? A lot of fancy cheese already smells and tastes like feet, this is classin up cheddar.

The coolest thing ever is when you have a nearly full beer touching an empty and when you grab your beer the empty comes along for the ride because static electricity is the amazing.

I’m going to go to sleep now.

I hate Clefairies. Ever since that Pokemon Stadium game with the minigame where they all sing. Hated them all. Clefairies are soooooo racist I could slit my wrist.