But what does the peeping Tom do?

A pickpocket snatches watches.
A peeping Tom watches snatches.

...
I still don't get it.
Is there a joke in there somewhere or am I just stupid.

Snatch is a popular euphemism.

Oh. Well that makes more sense.

Some things you might not know about water
Water can be used to clean hard stains.
Water is found in bleach, piping, and laundry detergent.
Heroin addicts drink 8 glasses of water a day...if they're lucky.
Water is entirely comprised of chemicals found in car exhaust and bombs.
If you boil water in a pan, it will entirely disappear. Where does it go?
Do you really want to give this toxic substance to your children? Ban water now!

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