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Key 02-20-2013 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1288537)
I've been trying to get him to stop posting endless half naked women in here all the time, People are forever telling him to put them under a cut, but you know what the guy is like, I've spoken to drug addled morons who care barely string a coherent sentence with a better grip on reality than him.

He's been asked nicely, he's had warnings, he's had infractions, He's had bannings and he still f*cking does it. So i'll tell you what, when YOU can come up with some bright idea to get him to stop doing it you tell me and I'll do it. Deal?

It seems at this point he doesn't even get it, so though my suggestion was probably just a repeat of others brought up, I don't think he'll even see that people are upset with what he's posting. However, if I do come up with something, i'll be sure to let you know. You'd think that being banned would be convincing enough, but I suppose it's like talking to a deaf blind kid and hoping they could hear what i'm saying. For now, i'll just be sure I have other tabs open so if something pops up, I can quickly hide it.

Plankton 02-20-2013 12:50 PM

alt+tab has saved my job many times.

wiggums 02-20-2013 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1288552)
alt+tab has saved my job many times.

:laughing:

misspoptart 02-20-2013 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1288537)
\So i'll tell you what, when YOU can come up with some bright idea to get him to stop doing it you tell me and I'll do it. Deal?

How about you send 'em a pic of two dudes going at it in a pm every time he posts one of a half naked chick? I guess that would teach him. Orrr then again maybe he swings both ways.

Franco Pepe Kalle 02-20-2013 09:30 PM

Where the **** can I put pictures of hot girls then. PLEASE.

Key 02-20-2013 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1288742)
Where the **** can I put pictures of hot girls then. PLEASE.

Nowhere. I don't see why you even need to post them. You can look at them in the privacy of your own home.

Burning Down 02-20-2013 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1288742)
Where the **** can I put pictures of hot girls then. PLEASE.

That's why there's the Snog/Shag/Marry thread. Post them there or don't them at all.

Franco Pepe Kalle 02-21-2013 11:47 AM

This sums my mood right now
http://sccoec.edublogs.org/files/2010/07/angry2.gif

FRED HALE SR. 02-21-2013 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1288914)

Whats her name Franco?

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-21-2013 12:16 PM

I would have thought this one would be more accurate.

http://www.kcconfidential.com/wp-con...+Some+Moms.jpg

Key 02-21-2013 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1288924)
Whats her name Franco?

Mom.

FRED HALE SR. 02-21-2013 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1288928)
Mom.

Actually his Aunt passed away so i'll just roll with Sorry for your loss FPK.

Exo 02-21-2013 10:40 PM

I found a dead bird caught inbetween two windows in a vacant house today. I don't know how to take that.
  • On one hand the bird could have been trying to get in and got stuck and died. This was unlikely because the bird was pretty wedged in there.
  • That leaves the possibility that somebody could have done it purposfully. I don't see why somebody would do that and this also raises the question...how?
  • Did he see the bird trying to get in and slam the window shut? That seems hard to do and improbable.
  • Wait, did he maybe put the bird in there himself?
  • What if the bird was already dead?

All these could be possibilities but all I know is when I think about it...that sh*t was weird.

Cuthbert 02-22-2013 11:28 AM


Cat and Dolphins playing together - YouTube

:)

Cuthbert 02-23-2013 03:29 AM

I really love sneezing.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-23-2013 04:19 AM

I used to make myself sneeze by rubbing a bobby pin inside my nose.

The Batlord 02-23-2013 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1289436)
I really love sneezing.

I used to, but then it started to give me asthma, so now sneezing is the incarnation of Satan on earth.

Franco Pepe Kalle 02-26-2013 03:01 PM

I love this song from Tabu Ley. He sounds so good. I love this song so much. So important.

Cuthbert 02-26-2013 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1289441)
I used to make myself sneeze by rubbing a bobby pin inside my nose.

haha I do that but with rolled up tissue.

Quote:

used to
Why did you stop?

The Batlord 02-26-2013 03:10 PM

I actually used to pour sand in my hair just cause I liked picking it out over the next few days. Yeah, I had a hygiene problem in elementary school. And middle school. And high school. Alright I was a troll up until a few years ago.

Franco Pepe Kalle 02-26-2013 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1290587)
I actually used to pour sand in my hair just cause I liked picking it out over the next few days. Yeah, I had a hygiene problem in elementary school. And middle school. And high school. Alright I was a troll up until a few years ago.

Now you look sexy for those ladies. huh.

The Batlord 02-26-2013 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1290588)
Now you look sexy for those ladies. huh.

I think I just got pwned by Franco. The shame! :(

Franco Pepe Kalle 02-26-2013 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1290596)
I think I just got pwned by Franco. The shame! :(

I guess youu did. Win for me. YAY :afro::afro:

The Batlord 02-28-2013 09:26 AM

Twenty years after it was a thing, you have now lost The Game.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-28-2013 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1290581)
haha I do that but with rolled up tissue.



Why did you stop?

Well I guess I said used to because I haven't done it in ages. Not to say I won't do it again. Sneezing can be amazing and annoying. :D

Cuthbert 02-28-2013 02:39 PM

It's amazing.

The sense of achievement when you can feel a sneeze coming but isn't quite there yet but you manage to make yourself sneeze merely by looking at a light :cool:

Cuthbert 02-28-2013 03:29 PM

Jim'll Paint It

That is ridiculous and I'm actually in tears. Haven't laughed so much since goats shouting like humans and the tennis court streaker.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-28-2013 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1291540)
Jim'll Paint It

That is ridiculous and I'm actually in tears. Haven't laughed so much since goats shouting like humans and the tennis court streaker.

Greatest find in my 8 years here

:beer:

Cuthbert 02-28-2013 03:40 PM

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Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.
:D ffs

FRED HALE SR. 02-28-2013 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1291548)
:D ffs

That bat in the leotard was outstanding.

The Batlord 03-01-2013 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1291549)
That bat in the leotard was outstanding.

Isn't that just Batman?

Janszoon 03-01-2013 07:32 PM

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/weiner.png

Key 03-01-2013 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1292058)

New avatar for Jans perhaps? ;)

gunnels 03-01-2013 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1292058)

The more I look at this, the more sexually frustrated I get.

Key 03-01-2013 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1292082)
The more I look at this, the more sexually frustrated I get.

I've already fapped to it if that helps.

Janszoon 03-02-2013 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1292082)
The more I look at this, the more sexually frustrated I get.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1292083)
I've already fapped to it if that helps.

:laughing:

Do you guys realize who it's a picture of?

Franco Pepe Kalle 03-07-2013 06:38 AM

I want money. Can someone give me money.

The Batlord 03-07-2013 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1294685)
I want money. Can someone give me money.

:laughing:

Sure, have 500,000 rubles.

http://www.prdesign.ru/text/img/2006/r19.jpg

Exo 03-09-2013 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1295718)
Ferrari driver doesn't know how to merge...
...with traffic, that is:



The video had nothing to do with merging and everything to do with crashing into a wall.

Cuthbert 03-10-2013 07:06 AM

lol

Mel B's rap on Wannabe was actually good.

This album is cringe though. Wow.


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