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[Black Francis]

This right here



Puts oatmeal to shame.

i think its called corn starch in the US.

Not only can you use it in a bunch of recipes, on its own it taste like a gooey wonder.
like oatmeal, the best way to prepare it is with a balance of sweet & salty but i add lots of butter to it and holy Sh*t does it taste good...

the downfall of it is preparing it is a bit of a hassle cause you gotta be constantly stirring it for it not to coagulate but believe me, it's worth the hassle.

i don't really know why im sponsoring it but i guess my point is next time you're in the supermarket buying oatmeal put that sh*t down and try some corn starch instead.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

Not only can you use it in a bunch of recipes, on its own it taste like a gooey wonder.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

that dude must be the loneliest dude that ever lived.

[DwnWthVwls]

Or super gay.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Or super gay.

I'm gonna go with that. Ain't no straight guy gonna eat semen salad. Even if we don't give a **** about gay ****, it's still gross. You gotta have some luv for tha sp00rm to want to eat it.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

that dude is probably somehow related to me. He's gotta be.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Or super gay.

I just pictured some dude wearing a cape while sucking dick, because he's Super Gay.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

that dude is probably somehow related to me. He's gotta be.

Why? He doesn't look fat.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Why? He doesn't look fat.

bitch, what the hell

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

bitch, what the hell

I'm like a machine. Put in a quarter, get a put down. There's nothing you can do but stop adding change. I take no responsibility for my actions.