I need to condition myself into liking heavier chicks by watching more and more BBWy porn.

*fart noise*

You don't approve?

Like I said you probably need to see her on the show. She's very charming.

The sociology professor chic doesn't do much for me.

I get what you're saying. She's cute enough.

Damn.

Mic :cool:

I'm just glad that the bizarre unnaturally-skinny trend eventually went away (back in the early-mid 2000s)

I've oddly have never really had a staunch preference for any particular body type/height/etc. I don't really understand those who do. (Especially those who refuse to date anyone under a certain height or whatever) I mean yes obviously certain attributes I like are very attractive on most people, but those same features can be inexplicably unattractive to me on another person, so I don't know, it's hard to say.

In the end it's all about how ****ed up the arthouse movie is that you can watch with her on the first date.
I knew I had found the perfect girl for me when it was Taxidermia.

Get AIDS.

Them getting AIDS would be the more logical solution, I'm not fat.

lold at both of these.

Grindy seems like an Emma Watson type of guy.

Maybe Natalie Portman.

does this work?

Edit: damn. well here you go. enjoy

https://i.imgur.com/hn8Ti61.gifv

It does now. You added a bonus v to the url.

Not to come off as too superficial though. I'd totally date a somewhat heavier chick if she was super cool. Ultimately it's the product of mind and looks, with mind being more important but really subpar looks can be a dealbreaker. If I didn't care about looks I'd just **** guys after all.

yeah cuz its a video not a gif.. :banghead:

What do you take me for?

A stoner who's sloppy sometimes.

But i still have some beers left from the case I bought around Thanksgiving. :(

Those Stones you didnt like and 1 Sour Monkey.

I got some Magic Hat the other day though.. Pretty good.

Are you talking about Ruination?

My edit was better btw.

Yeah, I had 2.0. I liked it though.

Like most Stones it's good enough but not really something I seeked out. I think I only ever seek out is their Best By series. My biggest gripe with that one is that the 2.0 was such a massive downgrade from the original.

I am starting to want beer now.

https://groceries.morrisons.com/prod...e94be1c11b72f6

https://hywelsbiglog.files.wordpress...pg?w=450&h=600

http://www.premierexports.co.uk/2543...er-4x500ml.jpg

https://d1osgs5rdqb11o.cloudfront.ne...011.thm350.jpg

I hope they taste better than their packaging looks.

No.

#2 and #3 taste like alcohol.

Never had the others. Top one is meant to be OK.

Got some of this:

https://www.wishbeer.com/988-large_d...-330-ml-66.jpg

It's meant to be really good.

OK, I know I said I didn't really have an ideal, but at this very moment, these two are probably the most agonizingly attractive men/women I can think of:

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/3b/a6/20/3...9367ceac52.jpg


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/af/65/c0/a...514041ea0e.jpg

(of course now the thread topic has changed because I spent too long staring at pictures of Alexandra Daddario)

Yana is on top for me right now.. I prefer the more candid photos to the photoshoot stuff though..

https://img1.etsystatic.com/152/0/18...76823_4bns.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/76/e9/cf/7...s-freckles.jpg

Very attractive girl.

Don't like the tattoos.

You probably knew I would say that though.

Ginger hair and freckles >>>

Sometimes when I fart in my room my dog hears it from downstairs and barks.

Bloody vegan diets.

I got a crush on Dina Hashem.

Sorry; I already said I don't want it. I'm too busy and anyway it's not something I would want to do, though thanks for the vote of confidence (I'm sure it's the only one I'll get). I should mention, under no circumstances, no matter how drunk/high/bribed the mods get, should Batty ever be considered for modship. Life, as we know it, is doomed should this ever happen.

(slow it down 80%)

Time's up, bitches.

Sincerely

Modito Grinddolini

Boo

Spam isn't inherently inane.

You're not inherently inane.

No you're not inheriting lenane.

I'm not.

https://aws.elliman.com/img/86c45fff...7169a1d+624++1

Damn. RIP Bill Lenane I guess.

Holy crap I just realised that the guy playing Mike Muir's dad in the Institutionalized film clip is Jack Nance who played Eraserhead! This pleases me.