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Cuthbert 03-11-2018 01:27 PM

Live next door to a single mom. I think she is late 30s.

Constantly shouting at her kids. Aged between 4-10 I think. When I say shouting I really mean it and it can be at all hours of the day, it's upsetting to hear because of how loud it is and how upset the children seem to get. I have heard them crying before and they are very young like I say.

I don't think she is hitting them but I can't be sure.

Thoughts.

grindy 03-11-2018 01:28 PM

dick->mouth

The Batlord 03-11-2018 01:31 PM

Is she hot?

Cuthbert 03-11-2018 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1932349)
Is she hot?

Not really.

But if I see her feet I will let you know.

The Batlord 03-11-2018 01:45 PM

Then call the English version of Social Services.

Cuthbert 03-11-2018 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1932355)
Then call the English version of Social Services.

Would you do that?

Like you don't think it would be an overreaction?

The Batlord 03-11-2018 01:52 PM

If she's making the kids cry on a regular basis and is shouting like a banshee and you suspect she might be hitting them then why not? If she's someone who needs the authorities called on her then not doing it wouldn't be doing your job as a human being. I probably wouldn't tbh cause I'd figure "It'll probably be alright", but I'm a bad person. Don't be like me.

Basically your only options are to ignore it, call someone, or pointlessly tell her to chill out next time you see her in the hallway.

grindy 03-11-2018 02:05 PM

My parents used to make me cry and hit me a little and I turned out fine.

*masturbates to japanese fetish porn while listening to Merzbow*

Chiomara 03-11-2018 03:13 PM

Subnormality always manages to ruin my day.

Chiomara 03-11-2018 05:01 PM

Today's #Mood:

https://78.media.tumblr.com/37d831dd...u5pdo1_400.jpghttps://78.media.tumblr.com/76e141eb...u5pdo2_400.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce05a974...w5gso1_540.jpg

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Cuthbert 03-11-2018 05:08 PM

Awesome post Chio <3

The Batlord 03-11-2018 06:36 PM

TFW you've been drinking for hours and now you're starving but you never even noticed and now you're not entirely sure how to switch from drinking to eating cause you kind of feel nauseated.

Solution: see what your cereal situation is on your way to smoke a cigarette. Adult like a mofo.

Chiomara 03-11-2018 08:23 PM

https://78.media.tumblr.com/915312ea...b0boo2_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/795efca3...b0boo3_540.jpg

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*sobs* They are such good boys

The Batlord 03-11-2018 08:35 PM

As a former St. Bernard owner I assure that the big one is absolutely the dopiest boy.

Chiomara 03-12-2018 12:56 AM

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f536d6b2...vkloo1_540.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1932517)
As a former St. Bernard owner I assure that the big one is absolutely the dopiest boy.

OR the best boy??

OccultHawk 03-12-2018 01:11 AM

This thread scares me

The Batlord 03-12-2018 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1932589)

Pretty sure that's what I said.

Chiomara 03-12-2018 03:59 PM

Today's bad podcast ideas:

-Canning, fermenting and pickling related discussion (all things which I only vaguely know how to do yet am super into the idea of)

-Me talking about dogs I've seen lately

-Me and one disinterested friend who I bribed into coming with food discussing various rumored lesbians of old hollywood

-Something like those old radio mystery shows (with sound effects and all) except it's basically just The Ghost & Mrs. Muir every single time (except sometimes the captain is an alien instead, or whatever)

-A true crime podcast, but there's no structure, it's just me mumbling about various disjointed theories that I cobble together on the spot based on half-remembered facts (while drinking bourbon. And then once I'm drunk I just complain about my dad for two hours)

-A casual lighthearted podcast where various friends of mine discuss my glaring personality and character flaws over wine and dinner & psychoanalyze me-- but in a fun way! And then I cry at the end.

-A typical food/cooking podcast except bugs are involved somehow, and some episodes are solely devoted to reviewing generic brand cookies from various grocery chains while talking about my latest death omen dreams

Frownland 03-12-2018 07:43 PM

https://i.imgur.com/dTL9LQJ.png

Chiomara 03-12-2018 10:17 PM

https://78.media.tumblr.com/b770c62e...au31o1_540.jpg

Chiomara 03-13-2018 05:44 PM



This is the cutest thing ever.

The Batlord 03-13-2018 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1932923)


This is the cutest thing ever.

https://media.giphy.com/media/11PiBT5jV9fcaI/giphy.gif

Chiomara 03-13-2018 06:44 PM

Oh that reminds me of this thing I meant to post earlier

https://78.media.tumblr.com/85787941...qhjho1_540.png
https://78.media.tumblr.com/92886bc1...qhjho2_540.png

(The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, May 25, 1947)

Frownland 03-13-2018 08:44 PM

That poor kid.

Frownland 03-13-2018 09:02 PM

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Frownland 03-14-2018 08:02 AM

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OccultHawk 03-14-2018 09:13 AM

Is it better to be overrated because you’re rich, black, or crippled?

Frownland 03-14-2018 09:19 AM

I want to be famous for being a whacky fashionister.

The Batlord 03-14-2018 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1933001)
Is it better to be overrated because you’re rich, black, or crippled?

Why would I want to be crippled or black?

Psy-Fi 03-14-2018 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1933002)
I want to be famous for being a whacky fashionister.

https://i.imgur.com/lsimXNN.jpg

OccultHawk 03-14-2018 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1933016)
Why would I want to be crippled or black?

You would be in a higher position at work.

The Batlord 03-14-2018 11:30 AM

But white people work at better companies.

OccultHawk 03-14-2018 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1933035)
But white people work at better companies.

You don’t.

The Batlord 03-14-2018 11:38 AM

I'm Irish.

OccultHawk 03-14-2018 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1933038)
I'm Irish.

Tough one.

Cuthbert 03-14-2018 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1933038)
I'm Irish.

Potato cunt.

The Batlord 03-14-2018 11:50 AM

If it's a choice I'll go with the potato.

Cuthbert 03-14-2018 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1933048)
If it's a choice I'll go with the potato.

btw I saw this and thought of you x

Kelly Brook flaunts her eye-popping assets in a very skimpy bikini | Daily Mail Online

The Batlord 03-14-2018 12:35 PM

Holy god.

The Batlord 03-14-2018 12:53 PM

The Inane Bull**** Thread
 
I was just standing in front of the bathroom mirror trying to find a possible ingrown hair in my mustache, but it was too think and while I could find the sore spot I couldn't find anything that looked like I could pop it or use tweezers or whatever.

So I walked out of the bathroom and realized that I had a free mustache hair between my lips. I pulled it out, looked at it, and tried to adjust it between my fingers because I couldn't see it that well. I guess I bent it between my thumb and forefinger because then, out of nowhere, it sprung out from my fingers like a flea and gave me a mild shock.


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