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Chiomara 02-13-2018 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1926101)

t.A.T.U twice is clearly the only correct answer here.

The Batlord 02-13-2018 10:38 AM

t.A.t.U. loses their charm when you find out they're not really ****ing each other.

Akai 02-13-2018 11:02 AM

Echo and the Bunnymen for me.

Frownland 02-13-2018 11:03 AM

I don't think you guys fully understand the question.

The Batlord 02-13-2018 11:22 AM

That's nice, hon.

The Batlord 02-13-2018 11:28 AM

This is officially the most clickbaity Youtube video title ever. I haven't even watched it yet but the uploader can eat a dick. This better have a fantastic ending.


Cuthbert 02-13-2018 11:40 AM

Just ate some dry roasted peanuts.

Could do with a carton of milk now.

Having a pizza in a bit.

Oriphiel 02-13-2018 11:49 AM

A carton of what kind of milk?

Cuthbert 02-13-2018 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1926280)
A carton of what kind of milk?

Whole milk.

Semi skimmed is OK as well but anything else is not.

I do like chocolate milk btw just never have it.

Oriphiel 02-13-2018 11:58 AM

Whole milk is yum, but then again, I think all the milks taste good. Even skim.

The Batlord 02-13-2018 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1926288)
Whole milk is yum, but then again, I think all the milks taste good. Even skim.

Another reason you can go **** yourself.

Oriphiel 02-13-2018 11:59 AM

Like I need a reason

Cuthbert 02-13-2018 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1926289)
Another reason you can go **** yourself.

:laughing:

Chiomara 02-13-2018 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1926273)
This is officially the most clickbaity Youtube video title ever. I haven't even watched it yet but the uploader can eat a dick. This better have a fantastic ending.


They're all so emotionally manipulative and yet I click on every single one of them. ("WOW! Starving and Abused Three-Legged Cat Who Cries When Petted Finds Her Forever Home!" "ABANDONED Featherless Dumpster Parrot Has NEVER Experienced Love, Until...")

The Batlord 02-13-2018 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1926311)
They're all so emotionally manipulative and yet I click on every single one of them. ("WOW! Starving and Abused Three-Legged Cat Who Cries When Petted Finds Her Forever Home!" "ABANDONED Featherless Dumpster Parrot Has NEVER Experienced Love, Until...")

They just make me feel worse. They're like those Sarah McLaughlin commercials, except they go way deeper. Yes they have good endings, but the ending doesn't bring me out of the depression the rest of the video consumes me in.

And that one about the abused dog who's never been petted and cries the first time is Satan. Get away from me sad animals. Get the **** away!

Edit: Yeah I can't watch this without hunching up in horror and uncomfortableness. **** people.


Frownland 02-13-2018 02:11 PM

Personal favourite along the less clickbaity lines


Chiomara 02-13-2018 03:09 PM



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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1926312)
They just make me feel worse. They're like those Sarah McLaughlin commercials, except they go way deeper. Yes they have good endings, but the ending doesn't bring me out of the depression the rest of the video consumes me in.

And that one about the abused dog who's never been petted and cries the first time is Satan. Get away from me sad animals. Get the **** away!

Edit: Yeah I can't watch this without hunching up in horror and uncomfortableness. **** people.


https://s18.postimg.org/twzfrqjwp/sadanimalyoutubes.jpg

Interspecies friendship videos are much safer.

Frownland 02-13-2018 03:18 PM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...a9&oe=5B1A2B45

Frownland 02-13-2018 06:04 PM

Wow, I never thought of it like that

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...4c&oe=5B17DC0D

Frownland 02-13-2018 06:09 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...47&oe=5B0666CE

Chiomara 02-14-2018 12:10 AM

Sure, I could buy a carpet cleaner and other things that I desperately need... Or I could buy this $225 candelabra

Cuthbert 02-14-2018 12:42 PM

I had haggis for tea.

Full now.

Need to lie down.

Frownland 02-14-2018 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1926520)
I had haggis for tea.

I'm picturing a teacup full of haggis now. Would make a good modern art piece.

Cuthbert 02-14-2018 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1926521)
I'm picturing a teacup full of haggis now. Would make a good modern art piece.

:laughing:

Cuthbert 02-14-2018 01:08 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaAyI-uI30

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This sounds to me like what I imagine that English sounds like to non-English speakers

The Batlord 02-14-2018 06:15 PM

https://i.imgur.com/5d3BcvB.jpg?1

Frownland 02-14-2018 11:33 PM

While humans have sporadic mating seasons, some have implemented a mating season with precise annual scheduling in place of seasonal influence as a way to trade leaves for food. This spread throughout the species like wildfire.

https://i.imgur.com/sX8Lzum.png

Akai 02-15-2018 01:16 AM

https://i.imgflip.com/xh5ff.jpg

The Batlord 02-15-2018 07:49 AM

https://i.imgur.com/mtDlMOZ.jpg?1

Chiomara 02-15-2018 08:57 AM

https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1f1cc3d...i7xko1_540.jpg

https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b0c8186...2w6ho1_540.jpg

The Batlord 02-15-2018 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1926682)

https://camo.githubusercontent.com/0...3275612e676966

Chiomara 02-15-2018 09:12 AM

Who would be best suited to play Anna Nicole Smith if they ever made a (non-Lifetime) biopic? I've been thinking about this all morning for some reason.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-15-2018 09:15 AM

jake gyllenhaal

OccultHawk 02-15-2018 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1926687)
Who would be best suited to play Anna Nicole Smith if they ever made a (non-Lifetime) biopic? I've been thinking about this all morning for some reason.

Kesha

The Batlord 02-15-2018 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1926687)
Who would be best suited to play Anna Nicole Smith if they ever made a (non-Lifetime) biopic? I've been thinking about this all morning for some reason.

I don't know but I call casting director.

Frownland 02-15-2018 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1926687)
Who would be best suited to play Anna Nicole Smith if they ever made a (non-Lifetime) biopic? I've been thinking about this all morning for some reason.

Emma Stone

Chiomara 02-15-2018 09:47 AM

^ Absolutely not!!

I actually can sort of see Gillian Jacobs playing a very young Anna, (even though they don't look alike at all) but I don't know. I have no earthly clue. I'm disappointed in myself, tbh.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1926695)
I don't know but I call casting director.

Fine, just as long as you don't cast Emma Stone.

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1926689)
jake gyllenhaal

He can play one of her secret lesbian lovers.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-15-2018 09:53 AM

gillian jacobs is b e a u t i f u l

putting her and allison brie on a tv show together is just too much to handle

Frownland 02-15-2018 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1926709)
gillian jacobs is b e a u t i f u l

putting her and allison brie on a tv show together is just too much to handle

Sounds kind of cheesy tbh :bonkhead:

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-15-2018 10:21 AM

:usehead: :hphones: :jailed:


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