Of that dirty bitch thinks I missed my name in that post, she can go **** herself.

I knew you'd see it.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3b70ade6...pvf5o1_500.gif

I guess there's nothing to do now but find one of your pictures in the Member Picture Gallery and masturbate to it.

My secret is Crisco.

You're welcome Ki.

be my guest, at least someone appreciates my face.

Frowns's daily ritual:

fill bathtub halfway with crisco
add water
soak accordingly
run until he sees some sort of poly/vinyl sign
slip n' slide
horrify children
repeat

Nah I just use a butter knife for application.

http://www.styles-silver.co.uk/acata...utterknife.JPG

it better look a little like this or you're doing it wrong.

Your avatars have gotten progressively worse since your arrival. False advertisement, false first impression. God damn con artist.

Well, I could have gone with generic black and white pictures of forlorn ladies, but you've already cornered that market. Also, I can't imagine that your first impression of me led you on in any way, since our first real conversation started with this: