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Cuthbert 12-02-2017 02:18 PM

A question for the Americans. I know I've brought it up before.

If someone is poor and has no health insurance, let's say they get cancer or some other serious illness which is obviously not their fault.

They get billed for it at the end right? Or it's taken automatically from future earnings? Basically what I'm asking is can someone in the US end up in a load of debt for the crime of getting cancer?

How common is not having health insurance, do any of you guys not have it? What would you do if something happened?

Just wondering tbh.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-02-2017 03:05 PM

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...27&oe=5ACE9FFF

rostasi 12-03-2017 07:25 AM

"Batman Ninja"


The Batlord 12-03-2017 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1900495)
omg! new taylor swift album is on spotify now https://img543.imageshack.us/img543/6648/emwhoa.png

kewlz

Cuthbert 12-03-2017 11:38 AM

I was cooking yesterday, I had to chop a few chillies.

Watching telly soon after I was lying on the sofa and had my hand down my boxers as guys often do. You know how you sometimes play with your balls or move them if they are uncomfortable? I did that. Then I felt like my scrotum was dry or itchy or something, so rubbed it and kept rubbing it then after a minute or so it really was on fire and I couldn't work out why.

I smelled my hand to see if it smelled soapy (had not long showered so thought maybe I didn't rinse all the soap off or something) and I could smell chillies, realised I forgot to wash my hands after chopping them, went to the bathroom and got a small towel, cold water and soap and washed my balls. Was fine after that.

A great story I know, in talks with Spielberg about a big screen remake. Danny Dyer to play me btw.

The Batlord 12-03-2017 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1900541)
I was cooking yesterday, I had to chop a few chillies.

Watching telly soon after I was lying on the sofa and had my hand down my boxers as guys often do. You know how you sometimes play with your balls or move them if they are uncomfortable? I did that. Then I felt like my scrotum was dry or itchy or something, so rubbed it and kept rubbing it then after a minute or so it really was on fire and I couldn't work out why.

I smelled my hand to see if it smelled soapy (had not long showered so thought maybe I didn't rinse all the soap off or something) and I could smell chillies, realised I forgot to wash my hands after chopping them, went to the bathroom and got a small towel, cold water and soap and washed my balls. Was fine after that.

A great story I know, in talks with Spielberg about a big screen remake. Danny Dyer to play me btw.

Sometimes, in my darker moments, I wonder if I'm the only guy who just plays with his balls/dick for no sexual reason at all. Now I know.

grindy 12-03-2017 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1900541)
I was cooking yesterday, I had to chop a few chillies.

Watching telly soon after I was lying on the sofa and had my hand down my boxers as guys often do. You know how you sometimes play with your balls or move them if they are uncomfortable? I did that. Then I felt like my scrotum was dry or itchy or something, so rubbed it and kept rubbing it then after a minute or so it really was on fire and I couldn't work out why.

I smelled my hand to see if it smelled soapy (had not long showered so thought maybe I didn't rinse all the soap off or something) and I could smell chillies, realised I forgot to wash my hands after chopping them, went to the bathroom and got a small towel, cold water and soap and washed my balls. Was fine after that.

A great story I know, in talks with Spielberg about a big screen remake. Danny Dyer to play me btw.

Is it true that Andy Serkis will play your balls through the magic of motion capture?

Cuthbert 12-03-2017 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1900543)
Is it true that Andy Serkis will play your balls through the magic of motion capture?

We are currently in talks with him but no agreement has been reached.

Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson are also lined up (to play a bollock each).

Cuthbert 12-03-2017 12:35 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz80D0QJTqQ

Thoughts Q

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-03-2017 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1900541)
I was cooking yesterday, I had to chop a few chillies.

Watching telly soon after I was lying on the sofa and had my hand down my boxers as guys often do. You know how you sometimes play with your balls or move them if they are uncomfortable? I did that. Then I felt like my scrotum was dry or itchy or something, so rubbed it and kept rubbing it then after a minute or so it really was on fire and I couldn't work out why.

I smelled my hand to see if it smelled soapy (had not long showered so thought maybe I didn't rinse all the soap off or something) and I could smell chillies, realised I forgot to wash my hands after chopping them, went to the bathroom and got a small towel, cold water and soap and washed my balls. Was fine after that.

A great story I know, in talks with Spielberg about a big screen remake. Danny Dyer to play me btw.

:laughing:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1900564)

it's pretty good. when jay is on he can make some great tunes but he's also made a lot of very forgettable and underwhelming stuff as well. he's on a decent run atm though.

MicShazam 12-03-2017 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1900544)
We are currently in talks with him but no agreement has been reached.

Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson are also lined up (to play a bollock each).

Willis' head sort of looks like a testicle these days. I could se it work.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-03-2017 03:47 PM

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...45&oe=5A971D1E

MicShazam 12-03-2017 03:49 PM

I'm not a communist, I'm a regressive leftist cuck.

rostasi 12-03-2017 04:01 PM

https://i.redd.it/ifn7e8et3r101.gif

The Batlord 12-03-2017 04:10 PM

Everything but the head gives me hope for the future.

Frownland 12-04-2017 11:47 AM

https://fthmb.tqn.com/AjvBDNJMAEncUD...6a9e3906ee.jpg

Frownland 12-04-2017 07:08 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...d1&oe=5ACAD453

The Batlord 12-05-2017 10:46 AM


The Batlord 12-05-2017 01:13 PM

https://i.imgur.com/1nYP72L.jpg

Cuthbert 12-06-2017 12:58 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVZQgik-0jg

Frownland 12-06-2017 10:43 PM

When your mom gets you Lostprophets tickets.

https://i.imgur.com/cTWv94v.jpg?1

The Batlord 12-07-2017 03:12 AM

https://pa1.narvii.com/6627/235fd39f...eb6b5b2_hq.gif

MicShazam 12-07-2017 07:06 AM

I think I like this show.


The Batlord 12-07-2017 09:21 AM

https://i.imgur.com/tZr2Uu8.jpg

Frownland 12-07-2017 09:23 AM

^
https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/01/23/95/11...agar1SwJpB.jpg

Frownland 12-07-2017 12:35 PM


Frownland 12-07-2017 02:30 PM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...80&oe=5A8B1A03

Akai 12-07-2017 02:32 PM


Akai 12-07-2017 02:32 PM


Frownland 12-07-2017 02:33 PM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...fe&oe=5AC08A69

I was not expecting the twist at the end.

Cuthbert 12-07-2017 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1901824)
i know yall getting high off alcohol now arnt ya

Chocolate milk, I am having :)

The Batlord 12-07-2017 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1901824)
i know yall getting high off alcohol now arnt ya

Nah I'm getting drunk off PCP.

Cuthbert 12-07-2017 05:41 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N40CC9Wzd9A

I love her.

The Batlord 12-07-2017 06:00 PM

I'm sorry PCP gives you the strength to punch through a fence? Dress me up in spandex and sign me up. I'm bout to be a Marvel movie star!

The Batlord 12-07-2017 06:40 PM

Wayhigh-Man

Frownland 12-07-2017 08:43 PM


Frownland 12-07-2017 10:09 PM

LET THEM PLAY

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Frownland 12-08-2017 06:36 AM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...16&oe=5AC4AE22

Frownland 12-08-2017 04:31 PM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...22&oe=5AD4D72F

The Batlord 12-08-2017 07:33 PM

https://i.imgur.com/1B9t3uv.gif


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