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Key 01-08-2013 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1272289)
:laughing:

Not only hilarious, but an excellent composition.

Yeah. It makes me wonder what was in that glass before the cat got there, and if there was something, did the cat consume it.

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1272320)

:yikes:

The Batlord 01-08-2013 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1272117)
I am not usually that bothered about celebrities or paying attention to whether they are attractive or not but I really love Nigella. I cannot believe she is 53.

Dude...what? Fifty? That is one of the finest fifty year olds I have ever seen in my life. I guess she qualifies as a GILF.

Janszoon 01-08-2013 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1272385)
Dude...what? Fifty? That is one of the finest fifty year olds I have ever seen in my life. I guess she qualifies as a GILF.

A grandma by 50? Oh that's right, you live in the south. :p:

The Batlord 01-08-2013 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1272399)
A grandma by 50? Oh that's right, you live in the south. :p:

If you're twenty when you have a kid, and they're twenty when they have one, you could be a grandma at forty. Of course, living in the South does help.

Janszoon 01-08-2013 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1272402)
If you're twenty when you have a kid, and they're twenty when they have one, you could be a grandma at forty. Of course, living in the South does help.

If you're fourteen when you have a kid, and they're fourteen when they have one, you could be a grandma at twenty-eight. Oh that Scarlett Johansson, such a GILF!

The Batlord 01-08-2013 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1272404)
If you're fourteen when you have a kid, and they're fourteen when they have one, you could be a grandma at twenty-eight. Oh that Scarlett Johansson, such a GILF!

That's still a lot different from having a kid at twenty. Not that it's a good age to have a kid either.

Janszoon 01-08-2013 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1272410)
That's still a lot different from having a kid at twenty.

Not below the Mason-Dixon line it ain't.

wiggums 01-08-2013 01:00 PM

VOTE FOR BRAE. L. PLEASE!

:D

Cuthbert 01-08-2013 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1272385)
Dude...what? Fifty? That is one of the finest fifty year olds I have ever seen in my life. I guess she qualifies as a GILF.

Nigella Lawson is 53 yep.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...a_1586769a.jpg

This one is big so here's the direct link - http://img5.bdbphotos.com/images/hug...p39ifsjffs.jpg

http://aka.media.entertainment.sky.c...ss-0312-14.jpg

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profil...envhauo5i.jpeg

It's not photoshop either, I've watched her cooking programs before and her skin is flawless, not a wrinkle in sight.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-08-2013 03:40 PM

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Bloozcrooz 01-08-2013 09:02 PM

:wave::finger:

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-08-2013 09:26 PM

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Scarlett O'Hara 01-08-2013 10:21 PM

Franco go easy on the large images.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-08-2013 10:34 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu...r4e4o1_500.jpg
http://www.askactor.com/images/casts...y_26877_14.jpg
http://m.popstar.com/Gallery/Celebri...00044-3542.jpg
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbla...7605YXP3XK.jpg
http://spartacus-blood-and-sand.maxu...10/04/Sura.jpg
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/...nt_3782443.jpg

The Batlord 01-09-2013 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1272633)
Franco go easy on the large images.

Also, go easy on your penis. You don't wanna get a rash.

Blarobbarg 01-09-2013 09:09 AM

So is the spam thread just the sexbox now?

The Batlord 01-09-2013 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg (Post 1272719)
So is the spam thread just the sexbox now?

We could talk about gardening if you want.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-09-2013 10:19 AM

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Key 01-09-2013 11:02 AM

^Jesus Christ, just fucking masturbate already.

The Batlord 01-09-2013 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1272745)
^Jesus Christ, just fucking masturbate already.

Don't do it, Franco! He wants to watch!

Key 01-09-2013 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1272747)
Don't do it, Franco! He wants to watch!

Group fap. It could be loads of fun.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-09-2013 12:24 PM

kiekiekie. This made my day.

Scarlett O'Hara 01-09-2013 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1272745)
^Jesus Christ, just fucking masturbate already.

:laughing:

Alfred 01-09-2013 02:43 PM


Franco Pepe Kalle 01-09-2013 10:28 PM

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The Batlord 01-10-2013 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1272758)
Group fap. It could be loads of fun.

Soggy Biscuit Game anyone?

Burning Down 01-10-2013 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1272969)
Soggy Biscuit Game anyone?

I don't even want to know.

The Batlord 01-10-2013 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1273005)
I don't even want to know.

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Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary
soggy biscuit
a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-21_jyYvyZx...oreyouknow.jpg

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-10-2013 11:42 AM

If this is just going to be about posting pictures of half naked men & women I see no reason to keep this dungheap of a thread open any longer as we already have threads dedicated for that.

Bloozcrooz 01-10-2013 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1273021)
If this is just going to be about posting pictures of half naked men & women I see no reason to keep this dungheap of a thread open any longer as we already have threads dedicated for that.

One question...whats with the question mark at the end of your username

Alfred 01-10-2013 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1273021)
If this is just going to be about posting pictures of half naked men & women I see no reason to keep this dungheap of a thread open any longer as we already have threads dedicated for that.

But it isn't. And posting pictures isn't any less valid than inane ramblings.

Key 01-10-2013 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1273021)
If this is just going to be about posting pictures of half naked men & women I see no reason to keep this dungheap of a thread open any longer as we already have threads dedicated for that.

Franco seems to be one of the only people who posts half naked pictures of women in this thread, some people just follow that in retaliation, I wouldn't think one person should be the reason for a thread being closed. Just my two cents.

Scarlett O'Hara 01-10-2013 06:14 PM

It's actually not just Franco, but Franco seems to take it to excess. If he calms down then it will be pleasant for everyone. If not, he will be contacted.

Alfred 01-10-2013 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1273154)
Franco seems to be one of the only people who posts half naked pictures of women in this thread, some people just follow that in retaliation, I wouldn't think one person should be the reason for a thread being closed. Just my two cents.

Or one series of posts. It's a fucking aimless spam thread, the topic or focus of the posts can go anywhere at any given time. Like right now, for example.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-10-2013 07:46 PM

Spam rules still apply no matter what the thread is called, even the lounge is supposed to have some standards to it.

Bloozcrooz 01-10-2013 07:47 PM

Again...why the question mark in your username Urban?

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-10-2013 07:48 PM

Why not?

Bloozcrooz 01-10-2013 07:50 PM

I dont know, I was just curious.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-10-2013 07:53 PM

No, that's why I put it there.

Sansa Stark 01-10-2013 08:01 PM

I got tired of seeing half naked women plastered ****ing everywhere when I wanted to post some bull**** that would otherwise be clogging up other threads, so that's why I did it.


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