I really ****ing wish they'd stop changing the numbers so goddamn much cause I get used to them and then they change the numbers for no goddamn reason and I have to memorize them again. Just keep a few numbers that change for the promo sandwiches and don't change the whole ****ing menu every few months AND I'LL ****ING BE HAPPY YOU COCKSUCKERS!

And why the **** did you stop selling the chilli dogs those were awesome?!

Also I don't want you people staring at me while I'm trying to decide or pressuring me in the dry vr'threw.

lol

can i get uh..... a uh.... hm.... a number.... 5.... but with no mustard and.... actually... hmm.... ill get a number 3.

me every time i order

but at burger king it’s all about the goddamn jalapeño chicken fries

And anyone who has ever made their order in the drive thru, driven up to the window, and then added to their order, just know that no matter how polite you've been, we ****ing hate you. There is literally no greater sin to us than ordering more food at the window. If you do this we are insulting you and mocking your parents and children. We despise you for this and if anything will make us spit in your food it is this. This one single act will make you our enemy and I'm not even being ridiculous. Ordering at the window pisses us the **** off.

Thanks for the hot tip.

Really seals in the flavor.

I ask for recommendations and really try to form a connection with them to make their days better.

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I'll never order a #2, off of any menu, ever again.

So, fast food workers are annoying cunts as well useless assholes. I mean seriously, I ordered a baconator, so why is their no bacon on my goddamn baconator! Half the time you forget my order and get pissy with me for wanting it completed! I paid for it fuck face!

Oh, I thought it was fast food, but it takes you forever for me to get a single fry and sandwich!

Half the time the customers are morons who act like they've never ordered fast food before. You want us to hurry up? Then hurry the **** up yourself cause the more time we have to wait on your retarded ass, the more people pull in behind you or line up inside, and then guess what? We slow down. Because you're too stupid to tell us that by "Whopper" you wanted the meal, or by "number 1" you just wanted the sandwich, or you want to "take a minute" before you order as if you don't already know what the **** we sell, and if you're getting a meal then tell us what ****ing drink you want because we are not ****ing psychics.

Also of note: unless you're the only one in line get your money out before you get to the window so that we don't have to waste time staring at you like you're the simpleton you are (this is especially important if you have a purse, because nobody with a purse has ever taken less than 30 seconds to get out their money), ask for condiments at the speaker and not when our hand is out the window trying to give you your sack of grease, and for the love of god when you do get your food get the hell out of line. We're being timed and care far more about getting you the hell out than you do, so I assure you that if we're slow, it's either because we're busy or because you are all incompetents.

And who the **** told people that we will cut their sandwiches in half? I never heard of that in my life but Jesus ****ing Christ are there so many jackasses who can't be bothered to hold a whole sandwich. Even when they're eating inside. Just use two hands, bitch. AND WHY THE BLOODY ASS **** DO PEOPLE GET WHOPPER JRS. CUT IN HALF?! IT'S A SMALL ****ING SANDWICH ALREADY, YOU ENTITLED CRETINS!

Because we like to start in the middle where all the grease is.

It's like eating two sandwiches when it's cut in half so it's basically like getting a free sandwich.

We used to phone fake complaints and get free food. This was back in the days of payphones and only paper receipt's. My friend would grab a discarded receipt and then hit a nearby payphone. Dinner is served.

One day you will have the most irritatingly stupid customer take a half hour at the drive thru and when you open the window to see what could house such a brain, it will be me and it will have all been because of your own hot tips here.

Pick me up on the way out. I'll even pay for the entire trip.

elph thought Ori was a female and i kinda feel like i ****ed up by telling him otherwise. coulda made for a good meme.

I thought he was at first.

Great avatar btw.

9.65/10

Actually, I identify my gender as Werewolf.

thx mate, thought a winter one was in order.

https://media.giphy.com/media/GJZf5fiwZLjKU/giphy.gif

I hope your next customer is Jim Cornette.



This **** makes me laugh every time.

batty i posted your next avi on your page btw

I'll take it, but not till December.

What about my suggestions? Probably should have resized them but they're worth a shot.

why did batlord post on his own profile

twice

lol

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I got here cuz of Officer Noosefiller

new lyrics:

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Loving the posts keep it up Charles.

Massive bear in Russia - killed after mauling some hikers - First three are the bear, the next two are the victims (NSFW)

DOES NSFW PICS

Goddamn I would totally make the dismembered dude my avvy if grindy wouldn't bitch at me about it. Such composition.

Thanks for wasting a minute of my life.

You're welcome. ;)

That song was the first earworm that entered my mind after I saw the pics of those partially eaten, dismembered corpses.

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I honestly don't even know how to comprehend this. I assumed the real Mountain was just kind of a guy who was a bit tall but also muscley. But...

https://i.imgur.com/hNcxoRp.jpg?1

AND HE LOOKS SO ****ING NICE!!!