The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

Plankton · 02-18-2015, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis

My nan had one of these. Vicious little fucker.

An elderly friend that I do some lawn maintenance for has one that I lovingly refer to as Trilogy Of Terror. I don't go over there without my boots on.

ladyislingering · 02-19-2015, 12:08 AM

I'm so feeling this pic right now

Mondo Bungle · 02-19-2015, 12:26 AM

I want, like, a pen pal. Always thought that'd be cool

ladyislingering · 02-19-2015, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I want, like, a pen pal. Always thought that'd be cool

you wanna?!

seriously I have shitloads of stationery and literally nobody cares that I exist.

I probably have stationery older than you.

Mondo Bungle · 02-19-2015, 12:30 AM

I would if I had a permanent address and a mailbox and stuff. If I was being optimistic I'd say I'd have one within a few months, if I was being realistic I'd say no more than a year.

My handwriting looks like I'm mentally challenged

ladyislingering · 02-19-2015, 12:31 AM

I'll look forward to it!!

I just really wanna know someone who likes writing letters and will keep everything I write.

'cause I'm sentimental.

and I can't throw cards/letters away and I just

I really want someone to value my heart like that

sigh

**Frownland** · 02-19-2015, 12:33 AM

I can send you poetry written on a typewriter, Mondo.

ladyislingering · 02-19-2015, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I can send you poetry written on a typewriter, Mondo.

brb need a surgeon to repair my ovaries

Mondo Bungle · 02-19-2015, 12:40 AM

Okay that'd be cool

ladyislingering · 02-19-2015, 12:48 AM

just a sample of

stuff

I guess

idk

I wrote a poem about

people that swoon over me and shit and I just

wow

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ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	I'm so feeling this pic right now __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

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ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	I'll look forward to it!! I just really wanna know someone who likes writing letters and will keep everything I write. 'cause I'm sentimental. and I can't throw cards/letters away and I just I really want someone to value my heart like that sigh __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

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02-19-2015, 12:48 AM	#3780 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	just a sample of stuff I guess idk I wrote a poem about people that swoon over me and shit and I just wow Spoiler for ehhhhhhhhh: __________________ You and I, We were born to die.