An elderly friend that I do some lawn maintenance for has one that I lovingly refer to as Trilogy Of Terror. I don't go over there without my boots on.

I'm so feeling this pic right now

https://36.media.tumblr.com/c606ce77...sihqo1_540.jpg

I want, like, a pen pal. Always thought that'd be cool

you wanna?!

seriously I have shitloads of stationery and literally nobody cares that I exist.

I probably have stationery older than you.

I would if I had a permanent address and a mailbox and stuff. If I was being optimistic I'd say I'd have one within a few months, if I was being realistic I'd say no more than a year.

My handwriting looks like I'm mentally challenged

I'll look forward to it!!

I just really wanna know someone who likes writing letters and will keep everything I write.

'cause I'm sentimental.

and I can't throw cards/letters away and I just

I really want someone to value my heart like that

sigh

I can send you poetry written on a typewriter, Mondo.

brb need a surgeon to repair my ovaries

Okay that'd be cool

http://oi61.tinypic.com/2zjj66w.jpg

just a sample of

stuff

I guess

idk

I wrote a poem about

people that swoon over me and shit and I just

wow