There is nothing in life more overrated than sex, and there is nothing more underrated than a nice relaxing shit.

#Fact

a valentine's day poem from me to you:

roses are red
violets are blue
spare me the chocolate
buy me some booze

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shut the **** up!
And get me a brew

Rose are red,
violets are red,
i'm color blind,
refrigerator.

Roses are red
violets are blue
Batlord's the only one
not getting screwed

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll stab you in the neck

Roses are red
violets are blue
David Bowie in my bed
why can't this be true?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cause he's rich and famous
And prettier than you

Roses are red
violets are blue
what the actual fuck is my life
I'm crying

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
love lasts but a moment,
but it lasts beyond you.