Long hair/shaved hair aren't the only two options. You could go shoulder length or even a little higher up where it frames your face.

Nooo! The only two options are shaved head and sea witch hair. I can't not have sea witch hair; it just wouldn't make sense.

Oh my god I love her channel. She loves her strange gross animals so much. (Camelsandfriends is the best animal youtube channel though)

I could listen to her talk about vermin all day. :love:

I was briefly into the idea of getting pet snails a couple years ago and researched it quite a bit and yes, they are quite difficult.

I'm assuming this is why you don't have pet snails.

Yes, even though I know pet snails would be very on-brand for me.

I want to get some snails and make escargot. But I'd probably fuck up the cooking and get food poisoning. So I'm holding off on making it.

I think I've seen canned escargot before. I deeply regret not buying it and making my friends eat it.

I want a black tiled swimming pool now
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...ming-pools.jpg
http://www.gbpools.co.uk/sitebuilder...g.w560h279.jpg

I didn't know I wanted that until you posted it.

That is so cool! I want this in my life!

Somebody turn this into a pool, please.

http://www.nervoussquirrel.com/images/badgermin01.jpg

my music is so sick https://ququmatz.bandcamp.com/album/...tering-days-ep

http://i.imgur.com/7wvxvPZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iYgVcLi.jpg

‘Red Light Robin Hood’ Says He Cut LI Red-Light Camera Cables « CBS New York

http://i.imgur.com/dMbs4Ap.gif

Edit: tfw the meme you've had tabbed for a whole day until you remembered it apparently got deleted before you could post it. Just know that it was awesome. There was a cat swallowing a fly and ****.

"Hi, I just bought this new fish. I shall name him Death Wish."

This is actually pretty cool.

This went a lot differently than I thought it would.

https://s17.postimg.org/5hth9liof/cheetahs.jpg
Cheetahs, they're just like us!

am ded

https://68.media.tumblr.com/1da9a1aa...n4yo1_1280.jpg
#mood

Reminds me of the time I made a deck of cards out of milk cartons while in prison. Took me almost a week, since we only got 2 milks per day and I could only get 4 cards per carton. They got tossed out in a shakedown, but I made more. Oh yes, I made more.

I bet some prison guard sold them as priceless collector's items on ebay.

They sat out on the floor just outside my cell for a day or so until someone swept em up. Good times.

https://s2.postimg.org/ihcf2khvd/squonk.jpg
Most relatable cryptid

*"Kashmir"

Well I just found a folder of pics I'd forgotten existed.


http://i.imgur.com/Y8E927U.jpg


\/ I don't know know if I even made this tbh. It wouldn't be the first time I made myself into a meme.

http://i.imgur.com/22BWfDA.jpg


\/ I know I didn't make this. Who the **** made this?

http://i.imgur.com/z1rXJYb.jpg

messi is better looking than ronaldo

Surprise mystery folders are always the best. Has there been an official Make Yourself Into a Meme thread yet?