I wonder if LiL inspired that post.

I whip it back and forth.

Lils hair doubles as a cat o' nine tails in the bedroom.

LiL's hair doubles as a bed.

This thread made me think of Sindel.

Some sick motherf*ckers out there. Glad the pup's ok and found some love.

Proper. I can't believe some people.

Warning: this is politically incorrect and may be highly offensive to Arabs, Blacks, Mexicans, French, and Jews.

First the Lord offered His commandments to the Arabs. They asked for an example.

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill?! We're not interested."

Then He went to the Blacks. When they asked for an example, he replied,

"Honour thy father and they mother."

"Honour our fathers? We don't know who our fathers are! We're not interested."

So the Lord went to the Mexicans when told that one of the comments was, "Thou shalt not steal", they replied,

"Not steal? Amigo, our economy would collapse! We're not interested."

Then He tried the French. His sample:

"Thou shalt not commit adultery."

"Sacrebleu! You expect a Frenchman to not commit adultery?"

In desperation, He went to the Jews.

"How much are they? Free?! We'll take ten!"

I just drunkenly wrote two of my favorite chicks a collective 21st birthday card

because I am a responsible adult with sound advice

trololol