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Old 12-26-2014, 11:16 AM   #3431 (permalink)
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No no. Not "mate". "The Batlord". You'll get it eventually, Giddy.
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Old 12-26-2014, 11:17 AM   #3432 (permalink)
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He wasn't calling you mate, he was giving bad advice.
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Old 12-26-2014, 11:22 AM   #3433 (permalink)
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Then I agree. Mating leads only to STDs and children.
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Old 12-26-2014, 02:00 PM   #3434 (permalink)
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I sincerely hope that none of these people breed.

They "like the smell of colon".
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Old 12-27-2014, 01:57 AM   #3435 (permalink)
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First pub I went in last night some bloke bought me a drink (I didn't ask for it I just wanted him to fuck off) then tried to start a fight on me. Fucking weird cunt.

ppl that can't handle drink/turn into twats when pissed
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:23 AM   #3436 (permalink)
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Then I agree. Mating leads only to STDs and children.
And wishing you were circumcised.
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Old 12-27-2014, 09:41 PM   #3437 (permalink)
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And wishing you were circumcised.
It's a terrible lesson to learn, but if it leads to circumcision then your mistake was not entirely in vain. Tell your daughter I said that.
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Old 12-27-2014, 09:43 PM   #3438 (permalink)
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Tell your daughter I said that.
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Old 12-28-2014, 11:09 AM   #3439 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2014, 11:12 AM   #3440 (permalink)
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Rolling down hills was my favourite when I was a kid. Also, that video reminds me of this:

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