The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

ladyislingering · 12-23-2014, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Song idea: musique concrete made up of the sounds of various objects being rubbed on my beard.

track #1: calamari
2. rubber band ball
3. candy cane
4. end piece of wheat bread
5. modeling clay shaped like a fork
6. coupon for peanut butter
7. half-eaten tuna sandwich
8. piece from a broken television set
9. Dave Mathews Band CD
10. obscene shotglass from Spencers

GuD · 12-23-2014, 11:31 PM

track 2: feces.

ladyislingering · 12-24-2014, 12:37 AM

ahem hem hem hemmity hem

Dear Liver,

I'm moderately apologetic for the terrible way I will abuse you in the coming days. Please know that you're a trooper, and I love you.

Love,
the Lady.

GuD · 12-24-2014, 12:41 AM

This ad came up and I'm kinda curious. It also kinda looks like some sex toy from the 70s, which I find amusing. Everything is more amusing than it should be right now.

ladyislingering · 12-24-2014, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

This ad came up and I'm kinda curious. It also kinda looks like some sex toy from the 70s, which I find amusing. Everything is more amusing than it should be right now.

oh, those pastels are kind.

GuD · 12-24-2014, 12:50 AM

Right? I found it a surprisingly aesthetically pleasing advertisement. Rainbows make everything better, though. Still baffled how this allegedly would treat depression.

ladyislingering · 12-24-2014, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Right? I found it a surprisingly aesthetically pleasing advertisement. Rainbows make everything better, though. Still baffled how this allegedly would treat depression.

rainbows fix everything.

The Batlord · 12-24-2014, 06:22 AM

Scrapple - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Scrapple is typically made of hog offal, such as the head, heart, liver, and other trimmings, which are boiled with any bones attached (often the entire head), to make a broth. Once cooked, bones and fat are discarded, the meat is reserved, and (dry) cornmeal is boiled in the broth to make a mush. The meat, finely minced, is returned to the pot and seasonings, typically sage, thyme, savory, black pepper, and others are added. The mush is formed into loaves and allowed to cool thoroughly until set. The proportions and seasoning are very much a matter of the region and the cook's taste.

A few manufacturers have introduced beef and turkey varieties and color the loaf to retain the traditional coloration derived from the original pork liver base. Home recipes for chicken and turkey scrapple are also available.

**Frownland** · 12-24-2014, 06:26 AM

That sounds offal.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-24-2014, 06:32 AM

I'd eat it, doesn't look too different to faggots and faggots are excellent.

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12-23-2014, 11:31 PM	#3402 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	track 2: feces. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-24-2014, 12:37 AM	#3403 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	ahem hem hem hemmity hem Dear Liver, I'm moderately apologetic for the terrible way I will abuse you in the coming days. Please know that you're a trooper, and I love you. Love, the Lady. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-24-2014, 12:41 AM	#3404 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	This ad came up and I'm kinda curious. It also kinda looks like some sex toy from the 70s, which I find amusing. Everything is more amusing than it should be right now. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-24-2014, 12:50 AM	#3406 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Right? I found it a surprisingly aesthetically pleasing advertisement. Rainbows make everything better, though. Still baffled how this allegedly would treat depression. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-24-2014, 06:26 AM	#3409 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	That sounds offal. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-24-2014, 06:32 AM	#3410 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I'd eat it, doesn't look too different to faggots and faggots are excellent.