I always thought Deej was a teetotaller tbh or a lightweight.

A $20 to a bar? I'd be too worried about running out and losing my buzz to even enjoy it.

I'm guessing you end up spacing your drinks out and not getting too drunk. Then by the early hours you're tired as it wears off so you go home peacefully.

I am a lightweight. It is also weird that I am a lightweight while being so heavy but it doesn't take much alcohol for me to get there.

I don't even think $20 would get you six cheap beers in an American bar.

That is why you get a real drink at a bar and not cheap ass beer that you can get at a gas station.

Liquor or go home.

I have a cock

I have a foreskin.

That would last me like an hour if I spaced them out. **** that.

I've been watching random boxing videos on Youtube recently and this is one of the best things I've ever seen.

Boxing Classics: Miguel Cotto vs. Antonio Margarito - Video Dailymotion

So, were there really 9 quintillion votes for anal beads?

No, of course not. Are you ****ing crazy?

Well, I am, and I think 9 quintillion seems perfectly reasonable.

The Mothman festival is coming up soon.. 👀

That's actually pretty cool.

I think it would be marvelously entertaining, even if it essentially is just a small gathering of cryptozoology dorks. I for one would love to get drunk with them.

Is this a fetish

God I hope so.

I'm kind of sad that they never worked in "Borgasm" into Star Trek: Voyager.

I legitimately froze for a second until I realized they were menthols. All better.

:cool:

He's decided to vape. He saw the light. Fair play to the lad.

It's actually a life hack on how to make vape juice at home. I thought you would know that.

Is it fuck. I know how to make vape juice.

i assumed it was made from the semen of nigerian children

^ nonce

^ vaper

:cool:

but as the day comes to a close, the realization always comes, and you just sit there alone and think to yourself - that it is in fact I who is the poser















































I'm just gonna go ahead and fade into obscurity

and I'll let everyone know how they're all punk bitches in my hypothetical suicide note

I don't understand, do you guys not do that with your cigarettes

Two years for me.

Pretty sure the chemicals that cause popcorn lung are found in higher concentrations in cigarette smoke than in e liquid.

&

You actually sound excited by that.

You already have cancer and anything you do in your pussy ass life is just gonna make it worse so you might as well have a little fun you bitch asses.

what if you don't

Skip the cigarettes and go straight to heroin **** it :cool:

Cold turkey is the best way to beat nicotine addiction yeah. Vaping will stop you smoking but doesn't do anything about nicotine addiction. I read Allan Carr's book and quit cold turkey for about five months once but once you drink, it becomes difficult. But now I quit drinking too it could be a good time to go cold turkey again.

From the makers of the Shake Weight probably.

Ughh this is so stupid; squats (especially without heavy weightS) are not even at all the best exercise for glute isolation+building. (which is why most women would buy that thing I'm assuming)