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ladyislingering

12-23-2014 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1527434)

Song idea: musique concrete made up of the sounds of various objects being rubbed on my beard.

track #1: calamari
2. rubber band ball
3. candy cane
4. end piece of wheat bread
5. modeling clay shaped like a fork
6. coupon for peanut butter
7. half-eaten tuna sandwich
8. piece from a broken television set
9. Dave Mathews Band CD
10. obscene shotglass from Spencers

GuD	12-23-2014 10:31 PM

track 2: feces.

ladyislingering

12-23-2014 11:37 PM

ahem hem hem hemmity hem

Dear Liver,

I'm moderately apologetic for the terrible way I will abuse you in the coming days. Please know that you're a trooper, and I love you.

Love,
the Lady.

GuD	12-23-2014 11:41 PM

https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/si...11091299905170

This ad came up and I'm kinda curious. It also kinda looks like some sex toy from the 70s, which I find amusing. Everything is more amusing than it should be right now.

ladyislingering

12-23-2014 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1527500)

oh, those pastels are kind.

GuD	12-23-2014 11:50 PM

Right? I found it a surprisingly aesthetically pleasing advertisement. Rainbows make everything better, though. Still baffled how this allegedly would treat depression.

ladyislingering

12-23-2014 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1527510)

Right? I found it a surprisingly aesthetically pleasing advertisement. Rainbows make everything better, though. Still baffled how this allegedly would treat depression.

rainbows fix everything.

The Batlord

12-24-2014 05:22 AM

Scrapple - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Quote:

Scrapple is typically made of hog offal, such as the head, heart, liver, and other trimmings, which are boiled with any bones attached (often the entire head), to make a broth. Once cooked, bones and fat are discarded, the meat is reserved, and (dry) cornmeal is boiled in the broth to make a mush. The meat, finely minced, is returned to the pot and seasonings, typically sage, thyme, savory, black pepper, and others are added. The mush is formed into loaves and allowed to cool thoroughly until set. The proportions and seasoning are very much a matter of the region and the cook's taste.

A few manufacturers have introduced beef and turkey varieties and color the loaf to retain the traditional coloration derived from the original pork liver base. Home recipes for chicken and turkey scrapple are also available.

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Frownland

12-24-2014 05:26 AM

That sounds offal.

Cuthbert

12-24-2014 05:32 AM

I'd eat it, doesn't look too different to faggots and faggots are excellent.

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