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The Batlord 06-23-2017 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1849306)
Same.

Dunno how my tolerance is now. I think 4 pints would do me.

Get you drunk or wreck you? Cause you're kind of a pussy if the latter tbh. But it definitely sucks to have to start buying more beer than you used to to not even get as drunk.

Cuthbert 06-23-2017 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1849310)
Get you drunk or wreck you? Cause you're kind of a pussy if the latter tbh. But it definitely sucks to have to start buying more beer than you used to to not even get as drunk.

I wouldn't be 'wrecked' but I'd be pissed.

At the peak of my drinking career to actually get wrecked it would be 10+ pints of 5% beer.

The Batlord 06-23-2017 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1849311)
I wouldn't be 'wrecked' but I'd be pissed.

At the peak of my drinking career to actually get wrecked it would be 10+ pints of 5% beer.

At my height 10 beers would have probably gotten me nice and sloshed, but I'd have to go over a twelve pack to get truly wrecked. I wouldn't recommend my method of building up tolerance though, as it included getting obliterated with juggalos at least three times a week.

Cuthbert 06-23-2017 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1849313)
At my height 10 beers would have probably gotten me nice and sloshed, but I'd have to go over a twelve pack to get truly wrecked. I wouldn't recommend my method of building up tolerance though, as it included getting obliterated with juggalos at least three times a week.

Just looked up Steel Reserve and 12 of those at 6%+ is :eek:

Frownland 06-23-2017 06:59 PM

Isn't Steel Reserve 8.1%?

The Batlord 06-23-2017 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1849315)
Just looked up Steel Reserve and 12 of those at 6%+ is :eek:

Whoah whoah whoah. Steel Reserve is 8%. Or 9%. I forget. And the cans are 16oz instead of 12oz. But I wasn't talking about those. Just regular beer. I can't even make it through ten Steel Reserves before blacking out.

Cuthbert 06-23-2017 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1849319)
Isn't Steel Reserve 8.1%?

Google said between 6% and 8.1%.

Twelve 8% beers is a ****ing lot.

Frownland 06-23-2017 07:04 PM

In case you miss tit.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1849320)
Whoah whoah whoah. Steel Reserve is 8%. Or 9%. I forget. And the cans are 16oz instead of 12oz. But I wasn't talking about those. Just regular beer. I can't even make it through ten Steel Reserves before blacking out.


Cuthbert 06-23-2017 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1849327)
In case you miss tit.

I saw it. But thank you very much for quoting the post for me, Frownland. That was awfully kind of you.

Frownland 06-23-2017 07:15 PM

Hey MLM, noticed the post you quoted didn't include Batlord's post so I thought that maybe the system glitched out and you didn't see his post, so I quoted it for you here encase E.U. mist dit.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1849320)
Whoah whoah whoah. Steel Reserve is 8%. Or 9%. I forget. And the cans are 16oz instead of 12oz. But I wasn't talking about those. Just regular beer. I can't even make it through ten Steel Reserves before blacking out.


Cuthbert 06-23-2017 07:19 PM

Thanks mate :)

The Batlord 06-23-2017 07:34 PM

And yeah, Steel Reserve is 8.1%. I'm pretty sure I have actually made it through 12 Steel Reserves, but it was probably over the course of a day. I know I musta felt like hell the next day too.

OMG I think there's a firefly in my room! Awesome!

The Batlord 06-23-2017 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1849373)
12 Steel Reserves wtf man why would you do that to yourself

It's a metal thing. You wouldn't understand.

Blue Hawk 06-24-2017 02:16 AM

http://img.zszywka.pl/1/0339/3698/qu...wjsz-chemu.jpg

Cuthbert 06-24-2017 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1849373)
12 steel reserves wtf man why would you do that to yourself

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Originally Posted by the batlord (Post 1849375)
it's a metal thing. You wouldn't understand.

:d

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as strong beers go this isn't half bad. once you get past 7% things normally get very ugly very quickly, but this brew maintains composure and refuses to screw your face up. At this price point you can't go wrong. Good clean taste, reminiscent of a 5.0% no after tastes of old laundry baskets, again, at this price point a clear winner.
:d

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Honestly if you're that much of an absolute fiend and getting completely trashed is your only goal you'd probably just be better off buying a half pint of vodka, gin or tequila from a liquor store. If I could give this a zero I would.
:D:D

Dylstew 06-24-2017 03:49 PM

Guys I made a ****ty song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkfkX0...re=youtu.be&a=

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-24-2017 05:19 PM

not bad, not bad at all.

Dylstew 06-24-2017 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1849535)
not bad, not bad at all.

You have **** taste.


No okay I'll stop being edgy and ****posty now, thanks dude. I was insecure of it at first, but timing issues aside I'm pleased with it for a first song. I'll probably fix them up at some point. Strangely enough the initial inspiration for the main melody was a mclusky song. It sounds nothing like Mclusky.

Cuthbert 06-24-2017 05:47 PM

What is the general opinion on reviewing very obvious albums in the review section?

The Batlord 06-24-2017 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1849544)
What is the general opinion on reviewing very obvious albums in the review section?

Bannable.

Dylstew 06-24-2017 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1849545)
Bannable.

Imma banana yo ass

Cuthbert 06-24-2017 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1849545)
Bannable.

Just asking cos there's been quite a bit of stuff I've wanted to review on here during my MB career and never done it but I will often Google stuff for MB results on albums and artists I want the forum's opinions on.

The Batlord 06-24-2017 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1849548)
Just asking cos there's been quite a bit of stuff I've wanted to review on here during my MB career and never done it but I will often Google stuff for MB results on albums and artists I want the forum's opinions on.

Not many reviews around here anymore so knock yourself the **** out.

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1849547)
Imma banana yo ass

I only take cucumbers.

Cuthbert 06-24-2017 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1849549)
Not many reviews around here anymore so knock yourself the **** out.

Glad to have the Batlord approval :cool:

Mondo Bungle 06-24-2017 09:48 PM

You know you're white when your ancestry reflects that

I'm working on my standup routine

Dylstew 06-24-2017 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1849595)
You know you're white when your ancestry reflects that

I'm working on my standup routine

The most factual standup.

The Batlord 06-25-2017 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1849595)
You know you're white when your ancestry reflects that

I'm working on my standup routine

I kinda liked this one tbh.

MicShazam 06-25-2017 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1849517)

Pretty good. There's a lot of melodies going through this one. Kinda wish you had a better microphone, but we can't have it all, can we.

Blue Hawk 06-25-2017 04:32 AM

Buttlord is a new Ted Bundy.

Dylstew 06-25-2017 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1849646)
Pretty good. There's a lot of melodies going through this one. Kinda wish you had a better microphone, but we can't have it all, can we.

Yeah that's the biggest issue. There's actually not much more going on than most other songs it's just that the mic's ****ty, the instruments are the exact same and there's no production whatsoever which makes them hard to distinct. I could get help from my uncle in the future, he produces electronic music for people sometimes and has a little home studio.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-25-2017 08:25 AM

angsty teens unite


Blank. 06-25-2017 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1849517)

Pretty good. With some work you could develop am interesting punk/alt rock sound.

Dylstew 06-25-2017 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1849681)
Pretty good. With some work you could develop am interesting punk/alt rock sound.

If I had access to a dude who could do some great harsh vocals and noisy stuff with a distortion guitar, I'd write some post-hardcore songs. I'd do the clean parts. That'd be the ****.

I could do some regular raw vocals at least, but I already abuse my voice enough as is by singing and yelling way too much.

Isbjørn 06-25-2017 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1849276)
I love that my alcohol tolerance is so low now. I've had one (1) beer and I'm already slightly tipsy.

Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

The Batlord 06-25-2017 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1849707)
Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

Practice. Lots and lots of practice. Better get started, young gun.

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Originally Posted by Blue Hawk (Post 1849649)
Buttlord is a new Ted Bundy.

wut

Cuthbert 06-25-2017 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1849707)
Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

Tolerance increases when you drink more.

I couldn't drink 10 pints at 17/18

Chiomara 06-25-2017 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1849707)
Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

By being too poor to buy alcohol for a long period of time, basically. (And I'm not one to buy cheap light beer; it's gross) That and drinking on an empty stomach + not weighing a whole lot.

And I have no clue; beer just seems so inefficient to me. (When I actually have a normal alcohol tolerance, that is) I'd rather just maintain a nice, constant level of tipsiness which is far easier with wine or liquor. Unless I plan to be outdoors, in which case beer or wine in a canteen is ideal.

MicShazam 06-25-2017 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1849657)
Yeah that's the biggest issue. There's actually not much more going on than most other songs it's just that the mic's ****ty, the instruments are the exact same and there's no production whatsoever which makes them hard to distinct. I could get help from my uncle in the future, he produces electronic music for people sometimes and has a little home studio.

It's not much you need to make it sound better. If the whole thing just seemed a bit clearer and maybe had a bit more bottom end - you'd be on to something.

Dylstew 06-25-2017 01:37 PM

Hmm..Well, I could look up some stuff on music in the future. Hell should probably learn the basics of music theory, that would help for the next song.

Btw were the lyrics fine? I held off recording for like a year because I couldn't come up with anything so instead of witty lines I just directly wrote some frustrating things I felt.

djchameleon 06-25-2017 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1849707)
Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

Look for beers with high ABV. Or stick to alcohol. I get pretty tipsy after two screwdrivers. When I used to go out regularly, I would leave my wallet at home and take a 20 dollar bill and have a great time.

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1849712)
By being too poor to buy alcohol for a long period of time, basically. (And I'm not one to buy cheap light beer; it's gross) That and drinking on an empty stomach + not weighing a whole lot.

And I have no clue; beer just seems so inefficient to me. (When I actually have a normal alcohol tolerance, that is) I'd rather just maintain a nice, constant level of tipsiness which is far easier with wine or liquor. Unless I plan to be outdoors, in which case beer or wine in a canteen is ideal.

Agree!


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