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The Batlord 06-20-2017 11:01 AM

Sounds like she dodged a ****ing bullet there.

Chiomara 06-20-2017 11:03 AM

All of the "Well I'll tell you what" sprinkled throughout it really makes it. Especially if you read it in the voice of an old timey radio host.

Cuthbert 06-20-2017 12:12 PM

Anyone ever had a pigeon fly into their window :D?

Absolutely shat myself.

Chiomara 06-20-2017 12:15 PM

I frequently hear something fly into the kitchen window, and I'm about 95% sure it's a bird of some sort, but when I look there's never anything there. It could be a ghost pigeon, maybe.

Cuthbert 06-20-2017 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1848291)
I frequently hear something fly into the kitchen window, and I'm about 95% sure it's a bird of some sort, but when I look there's never anything there. It could be a ghost pigeon, maybe.

I had one fly actually into the window, it was shut. Heard a loud bang :D

Cuthbert 06-20-2017 12:18 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90KG5WumqBA

lool

Frownland 06-20-2017 12:23 PM

Apparently this ****ing mess is worth $25 USD.

http://i.imgur.com/0deZWvm.jpg

Isbjørn 06-20-2017 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1848297)
Apparently this ****ing mess is worth $25 USD.

http://i.imgur.com/0deZWvm.jpg

I want this thing to go to hell :)

The Batlord 06-20-2017 05:20 PM

http://i.imgur.com/havukvT.png

https://static1.squarespace.com/stat...pg?format=750w

Dylstew 06-21-2017 01:26 AM

Frank turner was in a folk band?
Huh?

Aux-In 06-22-2017 02:10 AM

Ya'll need to stop listening to that Dubstep music and find Jesus.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...bleu-mauve.jpg

Psalm 150

1 Praise the Lord.

Praise God in his sanctuary;
praise him in his mighty heavens.
2
Praise him for his acts of power;
praise him for his surpassing greatness.
3
Praise him with the sounding of the trumpet,
praise him with the harp and lyre,
4
praise him with timbrel and dancing,
praise him with the strings and pipe,
5
praise him with the clash of cymbals,
praise him with resounding cymbals.

6
Let everything that has breath praise the Lord.

Praise the Lord.

Isbjørn 06-22-2017 07:41 AM

saturday we crack open a cold one with the bois
sunday we crack open our sweet hearts to the lord <3

Chiomara 06-22-2017 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1848297)
Apparently this ****ing mess is worth $25 USD.

http://i.imgur.com/0deZWvm.jpg

What kind of Pinterest nonsense is this?

Isbjørn 06-22-2017 08:26 AM

"NATIONAL DISGRACE: Jeremy Corbyn refuses to bow to Queen and then WINKS at colleagues"

that's my lad lmao

Blue Hawk 06-22-2017 09:02 AM

Fatal consequences of masturbation.

Dittrick Museum: Le Livre Sans Titre, 1830

Cuthbert 06-22-2017 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1848827)

I don't see why people get so wound up by him not bowing to the Queen (I'm more concerned with how he can and will change the country and affect my life) but tbh I don't see why he can't just do it. It's not difficult, takes two seconds. A lot of people in this country care about the Queen and won't like this.

I don't even give a shit about the monarchy.

Blank. 06-22-2017 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1848839)
I don't see why people get so wound up by him not bowing to the Queen (I'm more concerned with how he can and will change the country and affect my life) but tbh I don't see why he can't just do it. It's not difficult, takes two seconds. A lot of people in this country care about the Queen and won't like this.

I don't even give a shit about the monarchy.

Does the monarchy have any power at all anymore?

Cuthbert 06-22-2017 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1848841)
Does the monarchy have any power at all anymore?

She signs off laws I think and stuff like that but not really no.

Isbjørn 06-22-2017 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1848839)
I don't see why people get so wound up by him not bowing to the Queen (I'm more concerned with how he can and will change the country and affect my life) but tbh I don't see why he can't just do it. It's not difficult, takes two seconds. A lot of people in this country care about the Queen and won't like this.

I don't even give a shit about the monarchy.

The reason he doesn't do it is because he is a republican and unafraid to let people know. Bowing to the Queen could be seen as dishonest by his supporters (if they'd care at all), many of whom are republicans themselves.

Besides, the media "outrage" generated by this is just free PR for the republican cause. The tabloids and Tory newspapers will try to turn anything Corbyn does against him, while his supporters will interpret it differently. This is a politician who sets principles before his own palatablility, at least that's how I see it.

And to be fair, I wouldn't bow to the Queen either.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-22-2017 09:42 AM

the queen is dead

Cuthbert 06-22-2017 09:45 AM

I'd guess he'd annoy more people by not bowing than he would by bowing. Stuff like that is petty to me and it isn't going to stop me voting for someone but a lot of people aren't like that. If he wants to be PM and he knows doing this is making him come across as unpatriotic and anti British (which a lot of people do not like about him) then if I were him I'd just bow for two seconds. But fair enough if that's what he believes then credit for sticking to it I guess.

Even among Labour voters I'd guess republicans would make up a minority of people. I don't know if there's a survey or some polling data out there but I am pretty sure the vast majority of people in the UK don't want to abolish the monarchy.

Why wouldn't you bow to the Queen?

The Batlord 06-22-2017 10:39 AM

Porn pop ups that only show up in the background so that you don't notice them till several hours later should be illegal.

Cuthbert 06-22-2017 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1848859)
Porn pop ups that only show up in the background so that you don't notice them till several hours later should be illegal.

Especially them loud ones.

Isbjørn 06-22-2017 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1848854)
Why wouldn't you bow to the Queen?

I'd gladly shake her hand, but I would not bow to her. Nothing personal about it - she is a person just like me, and probably a nice one too, but not a natural superior. And since I'm not a top politician like Jeremy Corbyn, just a petty pinko activist, I don't need to care about my image.

I see the monarchy as a remnant of feudal society that has survived its historical role - that goes for the British monarchy as well as the Norwegian monarchy. Queen Sonja of Norway is probably a good person, but her title is purely symbolic and a waste of the taxpayers' money. I think the Queen of the UK is worse - agan, nothing personal - but the state she represents has, historically, been responsible for colonial atrocities in India, Ireland, Africa, Australia and so on. With that in mind, I don't want to bow to the Queen just to be nice, since respect is something that should be earned.

Chiomara 06-22-2017 11:12 AM

https://68.media.tumblr.com/82c5d16f...0umfo1_540.jpg
http://2static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails...84ee5a9792.jpg

The Batlord 06-22-2017 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1848862)
I'd gladly shake her hand, but I would not bow to her. Nothing personal about it - she is a person just like me, and probably a nice one too, but not a natural superior. And since I'm not a top politician like Jeremy Corbyn, just a petty pinko activist, I don't need to care about my image.

I see the monarchy as a remnant of feudal society that has survived its historical role - that goes for the British monarchy as well as the Norwegian monarchy. Queen Sonja of Norway is probably a good person, but her title is purely symbolic and a waste of the taxpayers' money. I think the Queen of the UK is worse - agan, nothing personal - but the state she represents has, historically, been responsible for colonial atrocities in India, Ireland, Africa, Australia and so on. With that in mind, I don't want to bow to the Queen just to be nice, since respect is something that should be earned.

I'd bow to Kate Middleton if she lifted up her skirt.

Thelonious Monkey 06-22-2017 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1848862)
I'd gladly shake her hand, but I would not bow to her. Nothing personal about it - she is a person just like me, and probably a nice one too, but not a natural superior. And since I'm not a top politician like Jeremy Corbyn, just a petty pinko activist, I don't need to care about my image.

I see the monarchy as a remnant of feudal society that has survived its historical role - that goes for the British monarchy as well as the Norwegian monarchy. Queen Sonja of Norway is probably a good person, but her title is purely symbolic and a waste of the taxpayers' money. I think the Queen of the UK is worse - agan, nothing personal - but the state she represents has, historically, been responsible for colonial atrocities in India, Ireland, Africa, Australia and so on. With that in mind, I don't want to bow to the Queen just to be nice, since respect is something that should be earned.

I'd bow to the Queen. I think it would be cool to tell your friends. What's wrong with being nice anyway?

Cuthbert 06-22-2017 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1848862)
I'd gladly shake her hand, but I would not bow to her. Nothing personal about it - she is a person just like me, and probably a nice one too, but not a natural superior. And since I'm not a top politician like Jeremy Corbyn, just a petty pinko activist, I don't need to care about my image.

I see the monarchy as a remnant of feudal society that has survived its historical role - that goes for the British monarchy as well as the Norwegian monarchy. Queen Sonja of Norway is probably a good person, but her title is purely symbolic and a waste of the taxpayers' money. I think the Queen of the UK is worse - agan, nothing personal - but the state she represents has, historically, been responsible for colonial atrocities in India, Ireland, Africa, Australia and so on. With that in mind, I don't want to bow to the Queen just to be nice, since respect is something that should be earned.

Fair enough mate.

Corbs might get his wish anyway as Harry said none of the current Royals want the crown.

I'd like to see William get it myself if anything.

Isbjørn 06-22-2017 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey (Post 1848916)
I'd bow to the Queen. I think it would be cool to tell your friends. What's wrong with being nice anyway?

My friends would be much more impressed if I didn't tbh. Anyway, you can be nice and polite without showing subservience to an authority figure you don't even recognize. I'd shake the Queen's hand, as I would anyone else's, but if I'm going to bow I'll need a good reason

The Batlord 06-22-2017 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1848917)
Fair enough mate.

Corbs might get his wish anyway as Harry said none of the current Royals want the crown.

I'd like to see William get it myself if anything.

Then we'd get a hot queen. Pretty much all I want from my royals.

The Batlord 06-22-2017 03:28 PM

Never ordered anything from ICP's merch site (which, due to ICP's merch-heavy stance, is way more important to the juggalo subculture than it would be to basically any other artist), but I'm drunk, they got a cheaper and different version of Shangri-La than any other site, and it's nice to give the finger to that little part of me that sneers at the thought of wearing any kind of Psychopathic merch. So I will be proudly rocking this shirt in a little while. I just wish they had those ****ty, spider leg dreads from the Riddlebox era.


https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/pr...5cccf641bc.jpg

Mondo Bungle 06-22-2017 06:52 PM

I like how you can just immediately tell that an artist is some some Finnish psych/freak folk based on the name

Chiomara 06-23-2017 04:58 PM

I love that my alcohol tolerance is so low now. I've had one (1) beer and I'm already slightly tipsy.

The Batlord 06-23-2017 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1849276)
I love that my alcohol tolerance is so low now. I've had one (1) beer and I'm already slightly tipsy.

Go live in a toilet!

Chiomara 06-23-2017 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1849281)
Go live in a toilet!

No you go live in a toilet!
https://s16.postimg.org/j1i87z9s5/srtstg.jpg

Frownland 06-23-2017 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1849276)
I love that my alcohol tolerance is so low now. I've had one (1) beer and I'm already slightly tipsy.

I'd envy you, but being you would mean being sober most of the time.

The Batlord 06-23-2017 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1849296)
I'd envy you, but being you would mean being sober most of the time.

If only this had been a Catholic country we'd all be getting loaded at church and swerving wildly on our way to the liquor store before going home. ****ing Protestants.

The Batlord 06-23-2017 06:04 PM

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post...-Us-788724.png

Chiomara 06-23-2017 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1849296)
I'd envy you, but being you would mean being sober most of the time.

It is quite unfortunate but, on the plus side, having a low tolerance is far less expensive. (I used to have an abnormally high tolerance and it was kind of annoying, honestly. Good gin is expensive.)

Cuthbert 06-23-2017 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1849302)
It is quite unfortunate but, on the plus side, having a low tolerance is far less expensive. (I used to have an abnormally high tolerance and it was kind of annoying, honestly. Good gin is expensive.)

Same.

Dunno how my tolerance is now. I think 4 pints would do me.


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