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ladyislingering 12-13-2014 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1522622)
Depending on how fat they are, a whale-woman with a good fashion sense might as well be Jabba the Hutt with a tube of lipstick.

LOL you are my favorite.

Psy-Fi 12-14-2014 10:01 AM

I posted this in the funny YouTube videos thread but since it's an ad, it fits right in here as well...


Even Santa Poops
http://youtu.be/b9TTz3R5SmI

ladyislingering 12-14-2014 09:26 PM

the other day at work I started writing the perfect parody for a Beavis and Butthead Christmas special.

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
from my bowels
with a fart

Black Francis 12-15-2014 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1522622)
Depending on how fat they are, a whale-woman with a good fashion sense might as well be Jabba the Hutt with a tube of lipstick.

Monique came to mind..
Then me doing things to Monique came to mind..

i like chubby chicks, especially if they're sassy.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-15-2014 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1522251)
Bit like their owners then :eek:

I love America and the Americans.

:laughing:

They do say pets resemble their owners.

ladyislingering 12-16-2014 10:40 PM

Christmas music is fucking terrifying sometimes.

He sees you when you're sleeping

http://aoifeinwonderland.files.wordp...3o1_r1_400.gif

He knows when you're awake

http://media.tumblr.com/658a588b5e50...WVW1qhcvhp.gif

He knows if you've been bad or good

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/phot...56-417-303.gif

So be good, for goodness' sake

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads...l-then-GIF.gif

You better watch out, you better not cry

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/upload...action-GIf.gif

You better not pout, I'm telling you why

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014...93165015-8.gif

...Santa Claus is a creepy fucking bastard and you should probably board up your windows and doors because apparently he's coming to town and probably going to fuck your shit up.

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Cuthbert 12-17-2014 05:24 PM

Some chap from London getting a UK Christmas number 1 off the back of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I

Man like the Wealdstone Raider :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fertemEbDys

Key 12-17-2014 09:01 PM

pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants 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ladyislingering 12-17-2014 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ki (Post 1524999)
pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants 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Pet_Sounds 12-17-2014 09:26 PM

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