Nope. Nothing is worth that kind of damage.

Besides, I'd probably be a whore in the 1970s (have you seen the way men used to look and dress? Lord have mercy!). Nobody wants to fuck a chubby girl.

Yeah, everybody had redneck mustaches.

Not really a fan of the Burt Reynolds look but I could tolerate it in the event of a man having beautiful hair and lovely hands.

And pubes so big they plug up your nose.. Enjoy!

So I was searching google for a reply to Ki, "hug a black man gif", and somehow ended up here:

For the guys (NSFW): These Would Make Perfect Pillows for Men (57 pics + 3 gifs) - Izismile.com

Spam

There are so many posts I can't conveniently respond to via mobile in the way I'd like.

I'm always on mobile. There's an art to it.

Your patience is infinitely greater than mine.

and now, a collection of nonsensical thoughts:

What if the song "Duke of Earl" was actually about some dude named Earl who went to a girl's house for the first time and destroyed her toilet, and now he doesn't know what to do?

I always thought that the term "doo wop" was kind of strange in the way that a lot of doo-wop acts had members who were of Italian descent.

What would happen if every song with the word "girl" in it were suddenly changed in history to have the word "squirrel" instead?

If someone dies on a Wednesday in the US while it's Thursday somewhere else, did they still die on Wednesday?