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Old 11-17-2014, 11:56 PM   #3241 (permalink)
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it would be hilarious if Starbucks had gift cards (with a Christmas motif) that said "Dreaming of a white Christmas" with free download of some shitty indie song to your iPad/iPod/iWhateverthefuck, because that'd be the whitest thing that ever happened.
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:14 AM   #3242 (permalink)
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They need to try to trick kids into putting Starbucks out for Santa instead of milk. Santa's gotta have his caffeine if he's gonna get to all of Christendom in one night.
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:39 AM   #3243 (permalink)
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They need to try to trick kids into putting Starbucks out for Santa instead of milk. Santa's gotta have his caffeine if he's gonna get to all of Christendom in one night.
Yeah and use non-dairy creamer. You don't want a lactose intolerant Santa sliding down your chimney.
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Old 11-19-2014, 10:26 PM   #3244 (permalink)
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Total Frat Move | Let These Grandmas Getting High For The First Time Make Your Day
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Old 11-19-2014, 10:56 PM   #3245 (permalink)
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Saw that on my Facebook today. I want to blaze with the one with dark hair, she was awesome.
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Old 11-19-2014, 11:44 PM   #3246 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2014, 11:54 PM   #3247 (permalink)
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Saw that on my Facebook today. I want to blaze with the one with dark hair, she was awesome.
Yeah, the whole video is just fantastic.

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Old 11-20-2014, 03:57 PM   #3248 (permalink)
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im not entirely convinced the grandma on the left with the dark hair has never smoked pot before. just sayin.
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Old 11-20-2014, 04:03 PM   #3249 (permalink)
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One hit and she was an expert all of a sudden. I'm with you.
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Old 11-20-2014, 04:56 PM   #3250 (permalink)
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The lady in the middle was hysterical toward the end. "I totally lost track of what you were talking about..."
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