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Burning Down 12-04-2012 04:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ? (Post 1257229)
I typed in bobobobobobobobobobobob and got this..

Moderator cut: image removed
That's one ugly lumpy clay penis.

Janszoon 12-04-2012 08:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1257323)
:laughing:

Sansa Stark 12-05-2012 01:20 PM
http://cinemagr.am/uploads/65599874.gif

I was really worried he wouldn't let me keep the kitten, but apparently I was being silly...

Franco Pepe Kalle 12-05-2012 04:24 PM
Hello friends. FPK rules this house.

Burning Down 12-05-2012 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1258266)
http://cinemagr.am/uploads/65599874.gif

I was really worried he wouldn't let me keep the kitten, but apparently I was being silly...
Cute! And your boyfriend's cute too :)

Zaqarbal 12-05-2012 07:50 PM
http://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/spam.jpg

The Batlord 12-06-2012 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1257323)
I wouldn't mind trying an ale with that chick.

Dayvan Cowboy 12-07-2012 05:25 AM

Saint John Transit Song - YouTube

i never take the city bus but apparently i'm saving the world today.

Zaqarbal 12-07-2012 12:56 PM
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/4319/fey1a.jpg

:whythis:

Key 12-07-2012 01:03 PM
^That's the joke.

wiggums 12-07-2012 05:56 PM
An old forum I sometimes go to has a thread like this.

We call it "Qwitter".

Blarobbarg 12-07-2012 11:13 PM
http://c1cleantechnicacom.wpengine.n...green-jobs.jpg

This is a robotic lobster helicopter. This is awesome.

gunnels 12-07-2012 11:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blarobbarg (Post 1259679)
http://c1cleantechnicacom.wpengine.n...green-jobs.jpg

This is a robotic lobster helicopter. This is awesome.
This made my prostate swell.

The Batlord 12-08-2012 08:54 AM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...2_1521652a.jpg

This is a dead cat helicopter (don't worry, it died of natural causes). It is...well, it's something.

Exo 12-08-2012 09:12 AM
I have no idea what you post anymore due to your avatar Batlord. What were you talking about? Herpes?

Blarobbarg 12-08-2012 09:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1259767)
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...2_1521652a.jpg

This is a dead cat helicopter (don't worry, it died of natural causes). It is...well, it's something.
That dead helicopter cat has got nothing on WHALECOPTER!

http://topcultured.com/wp-content/up...le-620x371.jpg

gunnels 12-08-2012 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1259767)
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...2_1521652a.jpg

This is a dead cat helicopter (don't worry, it died of natural causes). It is...well, it's something.
Screw cremation. This is what's going to happen to me after I die. I will it.

The Batlord 12-08-2012 09:35 AM
So, what exactly does Yac do? I mean, if he's getting paid, he's gotta be doin' something? We have mods to keep up with spam, so he isn't needed for that. The people who own this site can't even be bothered to respond to the most trivial of requests, so do they really bother with having him bust his ass to improve the site? Not being mean, just vaguely curious.

Moody 12-08-2012 09:57 AM
**** I need to crap...

gunnels 12-09-2012 01:42 AM

Key 12-09-2012 12:26 PM
Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter. Toast and butter.

Alfred 12-09-2012 04:40 PM
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In 1991 during the filming for ‘Point Break’ Reeves (Who’s role involved playing a rookie FBI agent ‘Johnny Utah’) was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help. Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them, and was reported saying by Lori petty (Who plays Tyler Endicott). “The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life”. And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the childs house, Making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their childs sacrifice to the great ocean.

Franco Pepe Kalle 12-10-2012 06:46 AM
global world jive

Franco Pepe Kalle 12-10-2012 06:55 AM
global world jive

PEPE KALLE chante Roger Milla

Alfred 12-10-2012 09:43 AM
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In 2001 after being approached by Scientology recruiters, Keanu Reeves is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away laughing maniacally. 5 months later his agent finally located him in a small African village near lake Victoria, leading an apocalyptic death cult. The UN report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Mr.Reeve's face made out of the bones of children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of Ogamboo Metukalu (The One) had 2,000 slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Mr.Reeve's agent says the Hollywood star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by a flu, but if that is the case, why does Keanu continue to make routine trips to Africa to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Lake Victoria more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of Africa? Mr.Reeve's agent declined to comment.

The Batlord 12-10-2012 09:51 AM
^^^

WTF? Is this some new meme? Like Chuck Norris facts on acid?

Alfred 12-10-2012 10:06 AM
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In 2002 Keanu Reeve’s sister was diagnosed with Leukemia, following the diagnosis Keanu cut all ties with his sister and refused to help her pay for treatments, she died later that year. Speaking on the incident on the Jay Leno show, he commented “It was hardly my problem”

Plankton 12-10-2012 10:07 AM
Be excellent to each other.

*air guitar riff*

Alfred 12-10-2012 10:12 AM

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In October 2001, Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear “Your dad’s dead, bitch”, and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

The Batlord 12-10-2012 10:29 AM
^^^

Those are absolutely brilliant. Where can they be found? Five seconds on Google have not availed me.

Alfred 12-10-2012 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1260788)
^^^

Those are absolutely brilliant. Where can they be found? Five seconds on Google have not availed me.
I'm not sure the origin but I came across them on 4chan one day. They're scattered across several message boards. There's a couple more that I'll post later.

Blarobbarg 12-10-2012 12:01 PM
Keanu Reeves is the craziest person I've ever heard of, after Andrew Jackson.

Bloozcrooz 12-10-2012 12:05 PM
What's with the Keanu Reeves pics? Sorry I just don't get it.....

Alfred 12-10-2012 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Bloozcrooz (Post 1260872)
What's with the Keanu Reeves pics? Sorry I just don't get it.....
They're amusing made-up stories about the crazy exploits of Keanu Reeves. They read almost like jokes, with a set up and a punchline. Much of the humour is ironic and reliant on Reeves' voice and style of acting.

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-10-2012 12:38 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l9...nH/sultry1.jpg

Am I doing it right?

Alfred 12-10-2012 01:49 PM
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal by now.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. The professor wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself out of embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against such instruments of death!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

gunnels 12-10-2012 01:54 PM
:laughing:

Bloozcrooz 12-10-2012 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ? (Post 1260913)

Am I doing it right?
No lower

Alfred 12-10-2012 02:06 PM

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After completing the movie 'Speed', Reeves disappeared from public view for 6 months to complete a project he called his "life's calling". In August of 1995, Reeves gained notoriety for hijacking a school bus in Los Angeles and leading police on a 10 hour chase, ending in tragedy. Reeves, who appeared mentally disturbed and sporting a full beard, reportedly spent 6 months planning the hijacking. Due to the nature of the hijacking, police assumed it filming for a sequel to the Speed movie, and didn't respond until Reeves drove through a crowded marketplace, killing 16 and injuring over 100. Despite their best efforts, police were not able to stop Reeves, who drove the bus full of 44 elementary school children off the Santa Monica Pier. All the children died, and autopsies showed that all 44 had been -blam!-ly molested by Reeves during the chase.

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-10-2012 02:30 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l9...H/SAM_0154.jpg


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