The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

View Poll Results: x
1 0 0%
2 0 0%
Voters: 0. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-04-2014, 01:24 AM   #3091 (permalink)
Key
.
 
Key's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 13,153
Default

Did you know:
1. People use legs for walking.
2. If you have to fix your phone, try putting it into some rice and leave it at night. Asians will come over and fix the device.
3. 10/10 studies say water will be poisonous if you add poison.
4. Fish can stay under water for more days without drowning.
5. Keys are used to unlock stuff.
6. An average person has 2 hands.
7. People who live in Australia have the capability to breathe.
8. If you take 50 cents from 50 Cent he wont die.
9. Dying is bad for your health.
10. Most left handed people are not right handed.
11. All car accidents involve vehicles.
12. Rhino is not a fat unicorn.
13. Too many birthdays can kill you.
14. People who stop breathing usually die.
15. Baby sitters don't actually sit on babies.
Key is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2014, 01:45 AM   #3092 (permalink)
Make it so
 
Scarlett O'Hara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,181
Default

^I loled.
__________________
"Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots
Scarlett O'Hara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2014, 09:04 AM   #3093 (permalink)
Mate, Spawn & Die
 
Janszoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki View Post
9. Dying is bad for your health.
I'm not so sure about that. I've never heard of anyone having any health problems after death.
Janszoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2014, 09:17 AM   #3094 (permalink)
cooler commie than elph
 
Isbjørn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: In a hole, help
Posts: 2,811
Default

How many dead people have ever required medical service? Hmm?
Isbjørn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2014, 09:36 AM   #3095 (permalink)
Fck Ths Thngs
 
DwnWthVwls's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,261
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Briks View Post
How many dead people have ever required medical service? Hmm?
Type "Dead person brought back to life" in google. That's a lot of freakin needy dead people.

Back from the Dead: 10 People Who Woke Up After Being Pronounced Dead - ODDEE

__________________
I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I'd vote for Trump

Last edited by DwnWthVwls; 10-05-2014 at 10:06 AM.
DwnWthVwls is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2014, 10:42 PM   #3096 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
I'm not so sure about that. I've never heard of anyone having any health problems after death.
__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2014, 06:57 PM   #3097 (permalink)
Mwana Nzala
 
Franco Pepe Kalle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 627
Default

__________________
The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.
Franco Pepe Kalle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2014, 06:59 PM   #3098 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
Default

Looks like you lost some weight FPK, been staying out of the sun too?
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2014, 07:02 PM   #3099 (permalink)
Mwana Nzala
 
Franco Pepe Kalle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 627
Default

Frownland, my friends will love this
__________________
The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.
Franco Pepe Kalle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2014, 07:09 PM   #3100 (permalink)
Fck Ths Thngs
 
DwnWthVwls's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,261
Default

Beckett! Yes please

__________________
I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I'd vote for Trump
DwnWthVwls is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Similar Threads



© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.